AQ launches a weekly news show

**Ser Clegane** · 10-08-2005, 10:13

Originally Posted by Der Spiegel

"Good evening, and welcome to your program, 'The weekly news overview for the Muslim community.'" With this friendly greeting, the program begins. Their contrast to the image with which they're paired -- the anchor man is wearing a military uniform and a black mask and upon his table rests a Koran and a machine gun -- could hardly be more jarring. And indeed, this is no normal television show. It's al-Qaida TV -- the terror group's latest attempt to widen its group of sympathizers.

I don't know - but for some reason the first thing that came to my mind when I read this was "Monthy Phythons Flying Circus" and an image of John Cleese impersonating an AQ member who makes a news show

**Dâriûsh** · 10-08-2005, 10:56

Top stories this week: America is still evil and will be punished, twenty dirty Shias killed by a righteous car bomb in Iraq, and unconfirmed rumours that our black masks have been manufactured in Zionist Israel sends shockwaves though the organization…

**Shahed** · 10-08-2005, 13:55

I hope that is jokem then again it would'nt be funny anyway.

**Kraxis** · 10-08-2005, 14:07

Yes, this would be funny had it not been for the serious state of things.

What's next? A hooded man interviewing another hooded man?
"So, how is the sales of you new book America: Death and Destruction going?"
"So far it has gone well, I have seen every member of our company have it, and several have even wanted an autograph. How they knew it was me was beyond me... I mean I was wearing my red hood at all times."