This would just about make my day at rush hour.
http://195.24.41.144/fun/roundabout.htm
No wonder foreign types get confused
This would just about make my day at rush hour.
http://195.24.41.144/fun/roundabout.htm
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
I'm not a motorist (yet), but couldn't they have just made it into one big roundabout and forget all the small ones?
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That is absolutely preposterous. As Marcellus says, what's the point of it? One big one would be perfectly adequate.
Also, if I'm reading this right, you drive anti-clockwise on the central section? That's a recipe for disaster.
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Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
England seems to have thing about roundabouts as it is, and Holland is steadily getting worse in that regard. But this really takes the biscuit. Quite a large number of them, in fact.
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Seeing all those roundabouts confused me when I first came to this country...
...but this is just beyond imagination..!
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Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
We seem to be losing roundabouts up here in Scotland. There was a hellish roundabout junction over not far from Cumbernauld, but they are doing it up and making an over-pass thingy instead, with a plethora of slip roads.
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That just looks horrific. Can you imagine being a learner around there, and your test including it? Be like an automatic fail.
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On my 3 mile cycle to work I have to cross 9 roundabouts, seems like someone had a brainwave one day and everyone believed him
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All I know about roundabouts is they've got 'em in Guadalajara in Mexico and they are a pain in the ASS to navigate on foot. Because there are no crosswalks and no clear indication of which cars are going when. You never can know when a wall of traffic is going to come around the bend and plaster you.
And it's no IF, notice, but WHEN, because like I said there are no crosswalks and the cars are always moving in some direction.
But that may more just be a Mexico thing. I hate them, though.
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Ah, that would be the so called 'magic roundabout'. Seen it before. I agree, it is a bit ott, and whoever thought of it was obviously on something at the time, and must have slipped something into the tea at the meeting that agreed to build it, but apart from that monstrosity, roundabouts are okay. You can drive round and round, so if you miss your turn off, you just go round again.
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Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
Indeed it is, my tyke friendAh, that would be the so called 'magic roundabout'
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There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
I haven't driven on too many confusing roads in the US, I know where I'm at it seems roundabouts are becoming increasingly popular. But for the most part I like the traditional grid pattern with traffic lights at busy intersections
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There is only one roundabout in my town, used mainly for a speed break. I can't even imagine trying to deal with that thing during rush hours.
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I quite like roundabouts, actually (sensible ones of course). As MC says, if you miss your turn-off, you just go round again (and again and again...).
"Look I’ve got my old pledge card a bit battered and crumpled we said we’d provide more turches churches teachers and we have I can remember when people used to say the Japanese are better than us the Germans are better than us the French are better than us well it’s great to be able to say we’re better than them I think Mr Kennedy well we all congratulate on his baby and the Tories are you remembering what I’m remembering boom and bust negative equity remember Mr Howard I mean are you thinking what I’m thinking I’m remembering it’s all a bit wonky isn’t it?"
-Wise words from John Prescott
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nice link!
when i saw those pics all i could was whisper, "whoa."
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I've seen a roundabout for four roads in NE Maryland (in Elkton), and all I could think was "Why couldnt they have just done a four-way intersection with stop signs?"
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That magic roundabout idea is brilliant, really. It's a fantastic way of quickly handling traffic coming from five directions.
I'd probably die within seconds though. Imagine running into one of them, unsuspecting...
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Blimey. If you hadn't been warned about it in advance I bet you would come to grief the first time you say that.
Is it just me, or could you go round it either way? Eg you could go to the left, doing one mini-roundabout at a time until you got to the exit you wanted, or you could go to the right, through the magic contrarotating central roundabout of death, emerging on the mini-roundabout of your chosen exit?
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Re: No wonder foreign types get confused
it seems quite logical and easy to follow to me from a bird's eye view, but I bet it's far more difficult to drive through, especially for foreigners.
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