Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
Me=Right, but evil
The Left=Evil
The Right=Good
*Smiles his best evil smile. Grinning, he decided to post his MSN messenger "name" here: "...and The Lord sayest: "Let there be homework." And there was homework. And men praised Him. So I cried against Him The Lord. And He castest me down Heaven hence. And He sayest: "Thou shall do thy homework." And I didst my homework. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth."* Yes, I am the man whom Dante saw before he climbed out of Inferno.

Also, the true formula is this: Bush=wrong. Everybody else=right.