July 7, 2060 <_< too little
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When Am I going to die
July 7, 2060 <_< too little
calculate yours here www.deathclock.com
"Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
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Re: When Am I going to die
Saturday, October 31st 2076
well thats good then
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
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Re: When Am I going to die
September 29, 2062.
HA! 2 Years more than you!
Not that it is likely to be accurate...
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7 days before my 95th birthday.....and I was hoping to get to 96, if only to be shot by a jealous husband
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I highly doubt that I would die at my 70's after all, 2 of my great grandmothers are still alive, one is 98, the other is 90 years old
"Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.
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7 days? What the hell is that all about?
Brb, I gotta answer the phone..
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haha I put Castro's info and he said that he was already dead, died 1971, guess not
"Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.
Re: When Am I going to die
Seriously: Sunday June 20, 2064 - at a ripe age of 74 (almost 75)
You do know that it gives a different answer every time, even if you don't change things around.
EDIT: They seem to have fixed it since the last time I checked, it gives the same answer now.
Last edited by Craterus; 10-04-2005 at 22:21.
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Tuesday, March 2, 2083.
Re: When Am I going to die
if you play around with the "what type of person are you" often gives you less or more yearsOriginally Posted by Craterus
"Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.
Re: When Am I going to die
Optimistic adds 20 years from "Normal". But, it used to change dates, even years, even if you left all options the same. It used to be random. Now, it is set.
9 September 1990, Male, Normal, Non-Smoker, under 25 BMI = 20 June 2064
7 September 1990, Male, Normal, Non-Smoker, under 25 BMI = 18 June 2064
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Tuesday, July 24, 2035
that's quite soon.
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Ouch, 30 years. That's a punch in the face.
I think I'll have a go at getting one within the year. Month if possible.
EDIT: I have -64.683 seconds to live?! Argh.
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Wednesday September 3, 2064
Well, that stinks...
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Friday, June 4, 2027.
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1 April 2051..
LEN is in his death bed, barely breathing..His grandchildren have prepared for a surprise..
Kid 1 : Gran'pa ! How do you feel right now, my dear grandpa ?
LEN : Oh my s-sons..*cough cough*..You see, I am as agile and predatory as the Byzantine Prince.. Keh heh!..Ouc-*cough cough*
Kid 2 : B-..By..What prince ? Who's that ?
LEN : Nevermind son, nevermind.. Aah, We, old Org'ers... So why are you all four gathered up here? You know, I need oxygen and you are just consuming my a..*cough* air, my babies..
Kid 4 : We have a surprise for you, pa..
Kid 3 : Yes daddy, number 2 and I composed a song for you to bring up your cheer !..
Kid 2 : We'll sing it altogether right now for you.. Are you ready, granddaddy ?
LEN : *whispers~I could never love the kids..For my whole lifetime..I hate these instant trouble makers..~ Ahem !..*cough*..Oh my dear precious little kids, I'm just so excited to hear it.. Go on then!..
Kid Chorus : GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAAAAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAH! GAAAAH! G-G-GAH GAH! April Fools Day, Grandpa !
LEN : Hmpfffkkk !! *heart attack* You litt...ba$!%!! Hmk! *Last molecule of carbondioxide out*
Re: When Am I going to die
17.2.2044
Thats rather optimistic
I would live to see my 56 birthday.
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I laugh at this thread! I know that I'll live forever.
Wooooo!!!
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Thursday September 29th 2100, at the ripe old age of 112 (almost 113). *Mr. Burn's finger tap* eeexxxxcelllentt...Smithers, get me my anti-anti-aging solution.
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Re: When Am I going to die
it dont like me ,
Even if i say Non smoker it says Im still gonna die Same time lol
mumble
Re: When Am I going to die
After I got my death date (I don't remeber it) I messed around with it and had it kill me 24 years ago, in November.
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Re: When Am I going to die
21st october 2068, 3 days shy before my 85 birthday but i plan to be dead long before the old peoples home, wetting pants senile stage
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Re : When Am I going to die
Some day in 2023.
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Tuesday, June 23, 2037
I will die at the age of 65. The official retirement age...Gah!!!
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I will not live to see my 73rd birthday...(April 27th 2045)
I guess it is my high BMI of 30 that the application interprets as obesity. Have they never heard of heavy muscled Northmen?
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Rather frightening to see the seconds drop away... really scary that is.
but this is just an idiot test... I checked several times... was different every timehighest was 2088 wich will mean I'll be 99 years old
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Apparently I will live until I am 74.
That's going to be a very comforting thought, next time I am out on my motorbike and some [male body part] in an Audi TT pulls out of a side road without looking.
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Oh dear....
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Funny...
I will die on the 5th of February, 2050...
59 years...Impossible.... Much more than that... My grandpa is 90 years old....
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it has me dieing someday in 2023. I won't even make it 40 years.....
nah.
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