This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere.![]()
This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.
Windows steam up in winter because of the inordinate number of fish in the atmosphere.![]()
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.
The purple man is watching you.
This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
Unto each good man a good dog
I like the moderators. They are my idols.![]()
I am a fibber
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet![]()
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
i actually own enough weapons
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
cool thread btw.
I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.
Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
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