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    Clan Clan InsaneApache's Avatar
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    Default The fibber thread

    This thread is dedicated to lies and lying. I invite patrons to post their lies and made up stories here. Ok I'll get the ball rolling.

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    I like the Backroom. It fills me with joy seeing intelligent conversations in a flame-free enviroment.

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    The purple man is watching you.

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    This thread is not spam and won't be closed anytime soon.
    Unto each good man a good dog

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    I like the moderators. They are my idols.

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    Default Re: The fibber thread

    I am a fibber
    It was not theirs to reason why,
    It was not theirs to make reply,
    It was theirs but to do or die.
    -The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

    "Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
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    Default Re: The fibber thread

    I thought this was going to be a thread about the benefits of fibers in a diet
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    i actually own enough weapons
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    I am not in pain

    "Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare."
    Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.

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    Default Re: The fibber thread

    cool thread btw.

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    I can juggle burned, razorsharp knives, whilst standing on a moving motorbike, on one foot. Over a shark pool.

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    Women faint at the sight of my righteous abs.
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    So do I BKS
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