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    Think of an object and Darth Vader will tell you what you thought in 20 questions. Unless you are Jedi enough to resist his mind-reading

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    Unbelievable!!!! ......I thought of a wooden brick and he came up with a block of wood, good enough for me. May the farce be with you
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    I was trying "acetic acid" - his first guess was "fire" after some additional questions he came up with "acid".

    Quite good actually (if he had been more precise it would have actually been somewhat scary...)

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    I thought of piece of Granite and it jammed after about 20 questions.What a wussy.New Sith is in town Darth Kage.
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    Pah, it couldn't get Aspirin. The closest it came was an antibiotic.
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    he couldn't guess yoghurt...
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    I guessed computer. He got it after about 16 questions.
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    Well I thought of a human female, and he never came close. The closest he got was on question 30 when he asked me if it was a fool. Perhaps given 10 more questions he might have pulled it off.
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    Darth Vader couldn't guess "binder" even though he already asked for his sixth question "is it usually found in an office", which I found pretty close already. But then again, perhaps I haven't always given the "right" answer... How I am supposed to know how much weighs a pound of butter?

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    he couldn't get "comb".. nice job.
    now i'm here, and history is vindicated.

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    I think "light saber"
    he guess "saber" in 22, I let him get correct for that, but strange it is not closer to mind for Vader, no?

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    I love the uncertain way he guesses which item it is. "I'm guessing it's a Wick?" Not this time, Vader.

    So, he gives up after 30 guesses. I wonder if the database is actually updated with your answer.

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    Hah!
    I was thinking of monkey, and he didn't get it. He did guess chimpanzee though... and a smurf!

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    “There is evil in you…”

    “You would be a valuable asset to the Empire…”

    Is he hitting on me?




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    27 questions for lightsaber - poor really ;p
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    look who it is
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    I get about four question in and then it freezes.
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    He couldn't guess "spring" either. Admittedly I was thinking of the front suspension fork spring from a Norton Commando but that was only for the purposes of answering qus like Is it painted. I'd have settled for any type of spring, even a little one from a biro.

    His first guess was cannonball which must be about the most unspringlike metal object in existence.
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    he got "coral" in 29 questions , not bad .

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    Guess what? He didn't get 'democracy'. No surprise there. After 31 questions the fat blob was fed up with his own abuse and surrendered, like all tyrants eventually will.
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    He didn't get "Darth Vader" either, although I may have gone wrong when he asked "does it eat fish", I mean, how should I know? If he loves it I fed him a red herring by saying no.

    This was a particularly poor performance since I though he'd get it easily after finding out that it was black and sometimes cut things.
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    It got my 'speakers' in 17 questions...
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    He didn't manage to recognize uranium.
    But question 18 was einsteinium.

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    He couldn't guess ; Ant.

    in the end he gave up and just thought I meant an insect... he however did think of a beattle...

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    How stupid, he couldn't even guess my balloon!
    his guess was a Poker chip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by English assassin
    He didn't get "Darth Vader" either, although I may have gone wrong when he asked "does it eat fish", I mean, how should I know? If he loves it I fed him a red herring by saying no.

    This was a particularly poor performance since I though he'd get it easily after finding out that it was black and sometimes cut things.
    For me he got Darth vader in 17 questions
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    Wow. That one's old. Almost a year by now. I never thought it'd show up on the .org.

    After 29 questions, he realized I'm talking about himself.
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    It took somthing like 25 to get potato

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