3 men stranded on an island, thinking no one was there. They decided to scout it out, however, they encountered a tribe, and was brought to the tribal leader. He said: "In order to keep on living, you must perform and complete a task." And he went on "go into the woods, and collect some fruits, then return here." So they did, first came Robert, with 3 peaches. He was instructed to put the fruits up his arse, without a sound and without showing emotion, or else he would die. During the process, however, he let out a whimper and was beheaded. Then came Peter with 10 cherries. Same instructions, but during the 9th cherry he started laughing, and was killed.
In the after life Robert asked Peter, "why did you begin to laugh? you had a homerun!". Peter replied, "I know, but I saw James returning with 8 pineapples."
Re: £25,000 Joke - Competition
Originally Posted by Sjakihata
3 men stranded on an island, thinking no one was there. They decided to scout it out, however, they encountered a tribe, and was brought to the tribal leader. He said: "In order to keep on living, you must perform and complete a task." And he went on "go into the woods, and collect some fruits, then return here." So they did, first came Robert, with 3 peaches. He was instructed to put the fruits up his arse, without a sound and without showing emotion, or else he would die. During the process, however, he let out a whimper and was beheaded. Then came Peter with 10 cherries. Same instructions, but during the 9th cherry he started laughing, and was killed.
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