Good pieces of advice you've heard
What great advice have you heard (on any subject)? This could be funny or serious.
Mine is when a friend of mine was being bullied.
The guy asked another mate of mine "What should I do?"
And he said "Two words mate, Whup ***, it comes in cans, open one of the son of a *****"
and he did.
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
right
We do not sow.
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what? you think i'm lying?
My friend lost the fight, bloody nose and all that, but still it was good advice
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
no...i just dont understand anything-BKS of what yur saying
Last edited by Big King Sanctaphrax; 10-16-2005 at 22:08.
We do not sow.
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
thats because some of the letters were replaced with *s to represent rude words no allowed on this forums.
My basic idea was for patrons to post their good pieces of advice they've collected over the years, for whatever purpose
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
A duck's quack doesn't echo
It was not theirs to reason why,
It was not theirs to make reply,
It was theirs but to do or die.
-The Charge of the Light Brigade - Alfred, Lord Tennyson
"Wherever this stone shall lie, the King of the Scots shall rule"
-Prophecy of the Stone of Destiny
"For God, For King and country, For loved ones home and Empire, For the sacred cause of justice, and The freedom of the world, They buried him among the kings because he, Had done good toward God and toward his house."
-Inscription on the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior
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"What the hell are you doing?! Don't eat that!"
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Never eat yellow snow..
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don't play in the road
"A man may fight for many things: his country, his principles, his friends, the glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mudwrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a stack of French porn."
- Edmund Blackadder
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From my own experince:
-Don't pick up a penny that is near a fire and is changing colours.
-Don't cut half way though a branch of a tree and they stand on it to see if it will break.
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Don't soothe enraged lobsters with hot wax.
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
please elaborate?Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
It was once said, and I quote, 'Do not use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters'. Well, seeing that I lack the needed intelligence to fathom the literal message of this, I seem to be in a bit of a situation here. I'll get back you when they get these things off and treat the massive blood loss.please elaborate?
my aim away message
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
Hmm, advice
If the wife starts to get ready half an hour before you are due to go out then you are going to be late.
When the wife says that you don't need to buy her anything for her birthday she doesn't mean it.
When your wife asks if she looks fat in her new dress there is no correct answer.
When the bouncer tells you you're not getting in then calling him a....very bad name won't change his mind.
Men wearing lycra is never a good idea.
edit: A very important one, never trust anyone else to turn off the electricity when you're going to work on electrical items.
Last edited by Ja'chyra; 10-17-2005 at 09:29.
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never had the opportunity to turn this advice into practice myself, but it sounds like good advice to me:
"the gun is always loaded."
now i'm here, and history is vindicated.
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@Gelatinous Cube: Nice, added it to my signature!
Under construction...
"In countries like Iran, Saudi Arabia and Norway, there is no separation of church and state." - HoreTore
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"Always say yes to your wife, but always do what you want."
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"Always say yes to your wife, but always do what you want."
It could be said that lying to your wife isn't really lying, it's self preservation.
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lol
Abandon all hope.
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If you ever travel back in time dont step on any thing, because even the smallest thing can alter the future in ways you cant imagine.
Vote For The British nationalist Party.
Say no to multi-culturalism.
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Lol, just got some more advice of a guy i know...
"If you get married my friend, there are only two words you need to remember... Yes Dear"
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Good pieces of advice you've heard
Work hard and pass your exams.
Hey, it may not be cool or funny, but it IS good advice.
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
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Heres a story my grandad told me before he died Several years ago,
"there was a bird on top of a roof, And it had chicks,
One of the chicks was mischevious And decided to venture out of the nest,
It fell from the roof and in to a pile of dog Waste/mess
The chick started flaping its wings and chirping for help, This Just draged it futher in to the dog mess Filling its mouth as it went,"
Now theres a morral to this story.
And its,
When your up to your neck in Sh*t Its best to keeep your mouth shut.
ShambleS
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Heres a nother pearl of wisodm.
"Its better to have loved and lost .... Than to spend your whole Bloody life with her"
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if youre running from your fears, youll be running for ever
We do not sow.
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Don’t piss into the wind.
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
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The whole Chris Rock song 'No sex (in the champagne room)' is filled with good advice !
Yes, Iraq is peaceful. Go to sleep now. - Adrian II
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Stay in school, kids.
Keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle.
Violence isn't the answer.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if thrown in the right direction.
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Don't make walls of siran rap in the middle of the street.
(That came from a very funny story..)
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Never steal something you can´t carry.
Managing perceptions goes hand in hand with managing expectations - Masamune
Pie is merely the power of the state intruding into the private lives of the working class. - Beirut
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