Good pieces of advice you've heard

**Ja'chyra** · 10-17-2005, 14:32

Originally Posted by UglyandHasty

"Always say yes to your wife, but always do what you want."

It could be said that lying to your wife isn't really lying, it's self preservation.

**Mithrandir** · 10-17-2005, 15:28

Originally Posted by Ja'chyra

It could be said that lying to your wife isn't really lying, it's self preservation.

lol

**King Ragnar** · 10-17-2005, 16:16

If you ever travel back in time dont step on any thing, because even the smallest thing can alter the future in ways you cant imagine.

**Ianofsmeg16** · 10-17-2005, 17:13

Lol, just got some more advice of a guy i know...

"If you get married my friend, there are only two words you need to remember... Yes Dear"

**English assassin** · 10-17-2005, 17:56

Work hard and pass your exams.

Hey, it may not be cool or funny, but it IS good advice.

**Shambles** · 10-17-2005, 18:05

Heres a story my grandad told me before he died Several years ago,

"there was a bird on top of a roof, And it had chicks,
One of the chicks was mischevious And decided to venture out of the nest,

It fell from the roof and in to a pile of dog Waste/mess

The chick started flaping its wings and chirping for help, This Just draged it futher in to the dog mess Filling its mouth as it went,"

Now theres a morral to this story.

And its,

When your up to your neck in Sh*t Its best to keeep your mouth shut.

ShambleS