Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
I say: "why not?". Surely giving the world a taste of Britain's traditional cultures is a good thing, it'd certainly help to buck the trend of us only celebrating immigrant cultures and not our own...
Red-coat military parades, Morris Dancers, Highland Dancers, Welsh Choirs, Cornish Wrestling, the Queen, plus stacks of stuff from our island's vast and fascinating history and mythology...it would be simply splendid.
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Morris Dancing would certainly prove that we have an excellent sense of humour.
Personally I'd like to see the Elgin Marbles given back to Greece in a surprise grand presentation.
English? Your country needs you!
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
This happens becuase of morris dancing.it'd certainly help to buck the trend of us only celebrating immigrant cultures and not our own...
Jesus was a morris dancer, so the Romans killed him.
The Russia Tsar took it up and the people had to overthrow him or suffer the shame of a morris dancing tsar.
It is why terriorists are after us.
It is why Hilter and Napoleon tried to invade us.
It is why the Americans formed their own country.
Morris dancing is the source of all evil.
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
You Brits gave football to the world, right?
So how about this. Start with a staid, stolid, completely "cucumber sandwich" opening ceremonies and then -- about 40 minutes in -- have all of the Manchester United hooligan-style fans break into the stadium and bust up the whole thing. Maybe even have the Morris Dancing but THEN let the MU fans go at 'em.
Make for good TV at least.
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Bad idea, the Morris Dancers will infect the MU fans. Then we end with Morris Dancing MU fans.Maybe even have the Morris Dancing but THEN let the MU fans go at 'em.
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
My dear sir, Master Brian May is a practitioner of onanism,par excellenceadd Brian May playing "Rule Brittania"
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
well Manchester United and wankers in the same sentence...now your talking.....
I await my pm from Mr. Mod
('twas worth it)
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
My dear sir, Master Brian May is a practitioner of onanism,par excellence
well Manchester United and [rude word deleted] in the same sentence...now your talking.....
C'mon Spurs!!
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I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
We ended up in some kind of morrisdancing convention on holiday in England. It wasn't a pretty sight. Now the Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury in a mudwrestling match, that I'd like to see!
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
What rules? Graeco-Roman he'd have her on upper body strength, but standard wrestling or WWE she'd have some cool advantages -- and nobody can knock her perseverance.
What would the odds run?
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
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