Originally Posted by InsaneApache
My dear sir, Master Brian May is a practitioner of onanism,par excellence
well Manchester United and [rude word deleted] in the same sentence...now your talking.....
C'mon Spurs!!
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
My dear sir, Master Brian May is a practitioner of onanism,par excellence
well Manchester United and [rude word deleted] in the same sentence...now your talking.....
C'mon Spurs!!
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
We ended up in some kind of morrisdancing convention on holiday in England. It wasn't a pretty sight. Now the Queen and the Archbishop of Canterbury in a mudwrestling match, that I'd like to see!
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
What rules? Graeco-Roman he'd have her on upper body strength, but standard wrestling or WWE she'd have some cool advantages -- and nobody can knock her perseverance.
What would the odds run?
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Hmm, hard one to call. On divine intervention, Liz probably just has the edge as supreme head of the Church of England, whereas the Archbish is merely the first prelate. She'd also have some pretty awesome blocks and deflection moves built up with all those years of waving.
On the other hand for long range work the Rt Rev Williams' bishop's crozier would give him a big advantage, easily outranging Liz's handbag. Close in I reckon its more even, his beard could be formidable in a clinch but if she is allowed to wear a crown her Maj would pack a formidable Glasgow kiss. And with Phil the Greek to train her she will be well versed in all sorts of dirty moves when the referee is distracted.
I reckon its Liz, by a knockout, in about the 6th round.
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
That's it. Because of your thorough lack of respect for traditional British institutions and the values they represent, English Assassin, you are officially no longer a Conservative. I hereby pronounce you to be a classic liberal in the Mill/Hobhouse/Lloyd George tradition. Appeals may be lodged in writing (threefold) with the yet to be established committee for Backroom political vetting, a.k.a. the AdrianII-cabal.
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Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Hey, EA did say Liz would win!
"The facts of history cannot be purely objective, since they become facts of history only in virtue of the significance attached to them by the historian." E.H. Carr
Re: Why I hate the Liberal Democrats
Whoever proposes a 'Liz v Archbish' wrestling match looses any credibility as a British Conservative. English Assassin's remarks in the other thread about the lack of credible contenders for the Tory leadership point in the same direction.
One has to draw the line somewhere, Geoffrey S.
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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