Spain orders arrest of US troops

[Adrian II]

So they are linked to the French are they?

French cheeses do not have a similar impact. At least that is what they taught me in Mercenary School.

[Papewaio]

If they start using the blue vein cheese it will be an act of biological warfare and I will have to respond with a box of crackers and some port.

[Adrian II]

If they start using the blue vein cheese it will be an act of biological warfare

Within the framework of mutually assured destruction, the Dutch can always resort to their Limburgian Stinkcheese. Honestly, that is its real name, and for a real reason. It is the only cheese in the world that actually gets rid of flies instead of attracting them...

[Papewaio]

Ah that's not even nuclear.

Try Stinky Tofu. It is so bad that you would want to gargle with Durian juice just to get rid of the smell. It is the real reason that Taiwan is not allowed into the UN. It smells like a pile of human turds unflushed and left in the midday sun... if you are lucky.

[Adrian II]

Ah that's not even nuclear.

Try Stinky Tofu. It is so bad that you would want to gargle with Durian juice just to get rid of the smell. It is the real reason that Taiwan is not allowed into the UN. It smells like a pile of human turds unflushed and left in the midday sun... if you are lucky.

I think we, um, get the picture, Papewaio.

*Nearly chokes on own vomit*

[Papewaio]

The last sentence is an accurate description of the smell of Stinky Tofu. Truly.

[Louis de la Ferte Ste Colombe]

The last sentence is an accurate description of the smell of Stinky Tofu. Truly.

Pape is right

It is truely that bad... Only cheese that might compare (remotely) is the worm infested "walking" stinky corsican cheese.

Blue cheese is easy and sweet compared to it.

Louis,