*Looks around for EB death squad*
*Looks around for EB death squad*
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If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.
I'm not smart.
When it's done?![]()
It may not be long....
since stupid questions deserve stupid awsners let's say:
I like strawberry pie the most.
Well I wouldn't consider this a stupid question , I mean since all the factions have been previewed , it's quite normal to ask when the open beta is getting released.
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well, why would you ask a question when you already know the awnser?Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
(with the exeption of rethorical questions)
Dutch guys can be so diplomatic!
Yes.
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”
-- Oscar Wilde
It will be done when the stars are alligned, the Great Gig in the Sky is in full swing, and Smurfs are singing.
"But if you should fall you fall alone,
If you should stand then who's to guide you?
If I knew the way I would take you home."
Grateful Dead, "Ripple"
and when's that? *Shoots SM with finger sign and says "Got ya!*
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If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.
I'm not smart.
You forgot the worms... I think Khelvan's waiting for them to come, too.Originally Posted by Steppe Merc
(..."When the Great Gig in the Sky is in full swing"... hehe. That's my favorite album.)
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Khelvan is so desperate with these questions that he even counted the number of times....
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Ja mata, TosaInu. You will forever be remembered.
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Swords Made of Letters - 1938. The war is looming in France - and Alexandre Reythier does not have much time left to protect his country. A novel set before the war.
A Painted Shield of Honour - 1313. Templar Knights in France are in grave danger. Can they be saved?
OR, better yet, you could say "UNLEASH THE MONGOOSE!". please?Let me guess, when this question was asked 158 times and the answer has always been "we won't ever give an estimate," you consulted your Magic 8-Ball and were told "Concentrate and ask again." eh?Also, can i be the EB death squad?
Last edited by Mongoose; 10-15-2005 at 23:56.
Darn. Didn't work.
Ok, then.
When will EB NOT be out?
(Or what's stopping you guys from releasing it right now)![]()
I'll answer the questions for Khelvan.Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
1)Soon
2)The fact that it's totally unplayable.
its a shame that the guy didnt really get the answers he was looking for, so I'll post a picture of Dan Aykroyd
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This should answer your questions.
http://www.twcenter.net/forums/showt...t=35201&page=2
If by never give an estimate does that mean that one day you will just release it without telling anyone 0_o
Pretty good idea, would kill any download queues.
isn't the death squad supossed to scare people?Originally Posted by mongoose
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Why did this get resurrected?
I have my own answer:
Now.
(If you are an EB Member) MWAHWAHAHAHAHA!![]()
Just kidding.I personally know how anxious you all are and EB is just really anxious right back at you to get this product public. I can't wait untill it's ready either. Just to see all the happy smiling faces...
'twill be a celebration indeed.![]()
Maybe we should give them an estimate, using the Celtic calendar system, and encoded to Ogham.
Last edited by The_Mark; 10-24-2005 at 13:41.
That`s a good ideaIt is better than nothing.
Anti-Jamster Crusade member.
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=49253
EB WILL NEVER BE RELEASED!!!
we're just fooling you all. photoshopping screenshots, hammering the keyboard saying that the resulting gibberish is germanic, telling you about new fancy features and tweaks etc etc.
YOU'RE ALL BEING FOOLED. MWAAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!111!!11!!!!!one
errrm... was i allowed to say that?
PG:Yep, it's true. In fact, there are only 5 real members. The others are just extra acounts of those others. You sholud have know that, PG...or should i say THE_MARK!!!!!!
OK, i can't be the D>S, but can i at least be the secret police? Think of all the time that you could save by allowing me to C&P some version of "When it's done" rather then Khelven having to replay to 2-3 of those threads per day. please?![]()
Last edited by Mongoose; 10-24-2005 at 18:51.
true...saying they got "new victory conditions" be real..that's impossible..they said it thereselves...Originally Posted by Proper Gander
noting all teh units previewed..they're pullig your leg: they already past the 200-unit limit ages ago
just liek all that traiting-crap..olympics? yeah right...
and the names.. goidillic omdrhaunaght? whodunwolfuz? sure...the only unit names that make sense are stolen from RTR...
just like that AOR system they keep on screaming "not like RTR at all, totaly new and dating back much further"
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Hmm... reminds me of the Incubus song "Certain Shade of Green"Originally Posted by alman7272
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