Questions too afraid to ask...
Have you ever had a burning question that you were just too afraid to ask? I've always wanted to ask my gay friends if the smell of a flatulence turned them on. You know what I mean? You know how the "scent" of a woman makes heterosexual men "excited" or the musky smell of a man makes chicks "excited". Just one of those questions...
Is there any questions that you have ever had that you were afraid to ask?
RIP Tosa
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no I am pretty forward
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
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good grief.
What a question.
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Questions, no. It is the answers that frighten me...Originally Posted by Devastatin Dave
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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Come on you guys, I'm serious. Have you ever suspected that your significant other was having an affair and you were afraid to ask? It doesn't matter if its superficial or what have you.
I've always wanted to ask my wifes mom when she's eating a fish head does it nother her that it stares back at her, but I'm afraid to ask her because it might offend her.
Come on, this could be one of the most enlightening experiences for us all. I'm a seeker of knowlegde. Lets get some answers to those deep dark questions that dance in our little craniums....
RIP Tosa
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I had sashimi in Taiwan. It was carved out of the side of a fish. The fish was still alive and moving on the plate with half its side cut out.
I definitly felt uncomfortable eating the sashimi, but the locals didn't even blink an eye.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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Pape , did the fish blink ? Or should I be too afraid to ask that question ?
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Fish don't have eye lids. Duhhhh...
Do farts turn you on?
Last edited by Devastatin Dave; 10-21-2005 at 03:23.
RIP Tosa
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It just flopped around on the plate... and the fish was about 36cm in length... a bit hard to ignore.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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I'll bet that sashimi was the most delicious ever. I would, of course, prefer that it was killed first... but hey, I love fresh tuna sashimi.
"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein
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The question I am too afraid to ask - is at my wife.
Why in the hell did you ever marry me?
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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I had to bite my tongue drink some more beer and enjoy the sashimi... it tasted great... but I do believe I would have enjoyed it better if they had killed the fish first.
I went red with shame/anger and had to control myself in front of my extended family. I have no time for torturing animals, I consider it unprofessional and cruel and a close indicator on how the person will treat others. Some of my first memories are as a four year old watching sheep have their throats slit and the blood spraying out. As a farm kid I have been taught to kill cleanly and then clean the kill.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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To my wife....
have you put some weight on your hips/thighs/bum darling?
Now that's a brave question to pose
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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