Another sad-eyed puppy waiting at your door

**Reverend Joe** · 10-25-2005, 02:01

Because I was partially responsible for closing the first Sad-eyed puppy thread (sorry about that horrific picture, Khelvan- I promise not to do it again.) I feel it is my responsibility to start a new waste-your-time-until-EB-comes-out thread. And how better to start it than

a proper identification for this thread?

Mmmm... spaaaaaaaam.

**the_handsome_viking** · 10-25-2005, 03:01

**Conqueror** · 10-25-2005, 09:44

Say hello to Sailor Bubba:

**Ianofsmeg16** · 10-25-2005, 11:16

Originally Posted by the_handsome_viking

Is it wrong that, that picture made me laugh my *** off

**Biffy** · 10-25-2005, 12:52

Haha! I have images of a stormtrooper running around with toilet paper stuck to his arse plate.

**jerby** · 10-25-2005, 13:12

stormtroopers rule

**Birka Viking** · 10-25-2005, 13:15

LOL..hehehe

**the_handsome_viking** · 10-25-2005, 16:14

**Sarcasm** · 10-25-2005, 16:46

Does this means I can continue posting my freaky obscure cd-covers here?

**Reverend Joe** · 10-25-2005, 17:19

POST! I want to see if you have any Blue Cheer...

I need to get some Blue Cheer.

**jerby** · 10-25-2005, 18:15

not a picture but try it out:

go to www.google.com
type in "miserable failure" and click: "surprise me"

**Sarcasm** · 10-25-2005, 18:30

Did someone ask for....

**Simetrical** · 10-27-2005, 04:48

Originally Posted by jerby

not a picture but try it out:

go to www.google.com
type in "miserable failure" and click: "surprise me"

Pfft, everyone knows about Google bombs. Try "French military victories", while you're at it. There are lots more (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb)

And by the way, the button says "I'm Feeling Lucky", not "surprise me". At least in English.

Originally Posted by Khelvan

I don't know what kind of sick searches you guys do, but I searched for "horse" and found nothing at all depraved.

I think it's safe to say that a) the number of Google searches for "horse" increased measurably for the 24-hour period after the_handsome_viking's post*, and b) we all went away disappointed and perhaps slightly uncertain as to whether he was joking. (Now, if you search for "horse + bestiality" . . . yeah. You get what you expect.)

*Okay, Google probably gets roughly 2,000,000 searches for the word every day, and the price of grain in Nepal probably has a greater effect on the rate than the_handsome_viking's post did. It's called hyperbole, look it up if you're lost.

**GoreBag** · 10-25-2005, 22:04

Originally Posted by Zorba

sorry about that horrific picture, Khelvan- I promise not to do it again

I think everyone has settled down enough for some mindless and clean entertainment.

**the_handsome_viking** · 10-25-2005, 22:24

ugh..........I was going to post some random picture of a horse, and then I did an image search for horses.................ugh..........................women have no morals.............I'm going to be sick

**Conqueror** · 10-25-2005, 22:50

**Divinus Arma** · 10-26-2005, 04:41

Originally Posted by Conqueror

I hate sharks sooooooooo much.

If any creature needs to be exterminated for no reason it is that one.

I went scuba diving in Maui this past spring, (got certified 6 days of diving in 2 weeks: yaya). Anyway, I have always had a deep deep fear of sharks, but it was a life goal to go scuba diving despite the phobia. It was an amazing pants-pooping experience.

I didn't really S*** myself, but I was one scared SOB the entire time. Pictures like this one trigger an automatic adrenaline dump in me. I can barely even watch "Shark Week" on the Discovery channel.

**Ragabash** · 10-26-2005, 04:47

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

I hate sharks sooooooooo much.

If any creature needs to be exterminated for no reason it is that one.

It really is a shame people do that just because they fear something. This had been happened too many times.

Sharks and wolves especially have always suffered by humans killing them due the fear. I can understand phobias and fears, what I can't understand is people killing wildlife and each other just for that.

**Divinus Arma** · 10-26-2005, 05:02

Originally Posted by Ragabash

It really is a shame people do that just because they fear something. This had been happened too many times.

Sharks and wolves especially have always suffered by humans killing them due the fear. I can understand phobias and fears, what I can't understand is people killing wildlife and each other just for that.

Oh well. Call me an SOB. I don't like being in something else's food chain.

And yes I know they are in ours primarily. I am just a shallow ass who wants to kill things that are scary to me. Like bears. Or wolves. Or my mother-in-law.

**monkian** · 10-26-2005, 10:42

Originally Posted by Ragabash

It really is a shame people do that just because they fear something. This had been happened too many times.

Sharks and wolves especially have always suffered by humans killing them due the fear. I can understand phobias and fears, what I can't understand is people killing wildlife and each other just for that.

But to be fair, way back when, people used to hunt Wolves for food and fur and often protection.

**RandyKapp** · 10-26-2005, 21:57

Originally Posted by Ragabash

Sharks and wolves especially have always suffered by humans killing them due the fear. I can understand phobias and fears, what I can't understand is people killing wildlife and each other just for that.

Your missing the point here. Its fun.

**Ludens** · 10-26-2005, 13:47

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

I hate sharks sooooooooo much.

If any creature needs to be exterminated for no reason it is that one.

I am with Ragabash on this one. You shouldn't talk lightly about exterminating species: it already happens far too often and we don't know what we are destroying. I can understand it when a species is a threat, but the fast majority of sharks aren't dangerous. The four or so species that are (mainly the great white) can be avoided with a little care. I have heard that hippo's kill more tourists per year than shark attacks do. They walk over them, apparently.

But you sound like you want them destroyed because you are afraid and they disturb your diving experience. Sorry, but I rate sharks higher than your scuba diving. Human arrogance has already destroyed too many things

**Biffy** · 10-25-2005, 22:53

HAAHAAAA! those stormtroopers are great. And I love the microsoft word.

**GoreBag** · 10-25-2005, 23:22

Originally Posted by the_handsome_viking

ugh..........I was going to post some random picture of a horse, and then I did an image search for horses.................ugh..........................women have no morals.............I'm going to be sick

You should see this video I have... it's called "Arrrrrgh!".

Uh..keeping it clean. Yeah, sharks are cool.

**Reverend Joe** · 10-26-2005, 02:28

Originally Posted by the_handsome_viking

ugh..........I was going to post some random picture of a horse, and then I did an image search for horses.................ugh..........................women have no morals.............I'm going to be sick

Edit: a CLEAN, NOT SICK picture of a horse. Please, never bring that up again.

Aaah... random horses.

Edit 2: Wait... what the... why did you post the frickin' little MERMAID?! This requires immediate spam response!

**Reverend Joe** · 10-26-2005, 02:37

I was trying to find an "Alien" poster (I love that movie) and I found this. You have to see this.

That's wrong...

**Sarcasm** · 10-26-2005, 04:13

Speaking of wrong and babies, that reminded me of a joke...

What's worse than a baby in a garbage can?

Two babies in two garbage cans.

What's worse than two babies in two garbage cans?

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A baby in two garbage cans.

**Zero1** · 10-26-2005, 04:23

...but seriously, no matter how funny they may be to the depraved *such as myself* methinks it would be best to stop the baby jokes

**solar** · 10-26-2005, 04:25

@Zorba: it's amazing how I'd never seen a schematic horse picture like that, and I've seen it twice in a few hours now... just this morning a colleague of mine brought one of those to the university. weird.

**vizigothe** · 10-31-2005, 18:30

The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah, the Humongous demands EB now, if you give it to him and just walk away he will spare you!

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