idiot scousers...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm
still after what happened in Brum the other nite, nothing could surprise me anymore. And they say ignorance is bliss.BTW I loved the quote from the coppers.....
well? did he cross the road?
idiot scousers...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...de/4372230.stm
still after what happened in Brum the other nite, nothing could surprise me anymore. And they say ignorance is bliss.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Classic
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Quote of the century"stop grieving, it's only a chicken"
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
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Us brummies have a riot and the scousers have to go one better. No doubt this will grab all the headlines
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Yeah, think of what newspapers like the sun will say...Originally Posted by The Blind King of Bohemia
Us brummies have a riot and the scousers have to go one better. No doubt this will grab all the headlines
Curious scousers grieve for disembodied foetus
When I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone
I cannot put my finger on it now
The child is grown,
The dream is gone.
I have become comfortably numb...
Proud Supporter of the Gahzette
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Just to forestall any scousers making the joke first, judging from its coverage of Hillsborough the Sun's headline will beYeah, think of what newspapers like the sun will say...
Quote:
Curious scousers grieve for disembodied foetus
"HEARTLESS MOB OF SCOUSE SCUMBAGS STAMP BABY TO DEATH"
Ten years later
"It was only a chicken, sorry Liverpool"
"The only thing I've gotten out of this thread is that Navaros is claiming that Satan gave Man meat. Awesome." Gorebag
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Yep, they can't give The Sun away in scouseland. Hated is an understatement, and how long ago?.....16 years. Still Feddie Starr forgave them (even if Ozzie really did
Now for the jokes.
q:What do you call a scouser in your front/living room?
a:A burglar
q:What do you call a scouser in a 3 piece suit?
a:The defendant
ok....calm down,calm down...ehhhrrr...de do doe dont de doe....ehhhrrr lar.
*one was wrongly accused of eating a live mammal, whilst one of them actually did.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Hmm, according to my Google search, a "scouser" is someone who comes from Liverpool.
Therefore, as an identifiable group, let us not speak badly of them as an indentifiable group.
(Or else we'll have to start talking badly about the Welsh as well and then BKS would become incensed and beat us all ruthlessly with the leek he wears in his cap on St-Davy's Day.
Unto each good man a good dog
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What is scouser doing with a brick in his hand?
shopping
Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"
Q: Define confusion
A: Fathers day in Liverpool
Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
A man was walking down a street in the centre of Birmingham and saw a Rotweiler attacking an old lady. He immediately ran over to the dog and started to struggle in which he sustained many bites, but he eventually he got his hands around the dog's neck and strangled it until it was dead. A passing reporter commented: that was amazing, how you saved that old dears life!, I have to write a story about this, how about the headline - Aston Villa fan saves granny's life?, "i'm not a Villa fan" replied the bloke. "well how about Birmigham City fan saves granny's life"? said the reporter. "I'm not a City fan either" said our hero, " I'm from Liverpool". "Never mind I know just the headline, you read the paper tomorrow" said the reporter. The man picks up the paper the following day to read the headline - SCOUSE SCUMBAG KILLS FAMILY PET!!
What should you do if you see a scouse jogging?
Trip him up and give the lady's purse back to her
Only jokes and no insult to any liverpool lads out there
Last edited by The Blind King of Bohemia; 10-25-2005 at 14:19.
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Some questions:
Why was there a chicken foetus lying around anyway?
Chickens come from eggs and does not hatch until fully developed. So it seems strange to have one outside of an egg and in Anfield.
And why would there be a human foetus lying around in a street?
And a joke:
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty scousers showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone."
"What? All of the Scousers are gone?" asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates!"
Most jokes about Liverpool are very offensive, and they probably come from Manchester.
Last edited by The_Doctor; 10-25-2005 at 14:28.
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Indeed they are a recognisable group, well when they open their mouths they are...Hmm, according to my Google search, a "scouser" is someone who comes from Liverpool.
Therefore, as an identifiable group, let us not speak badly of them as an indentifiable group.
(Or else we'll have to start talking badly about the Welsh as well and then BKS would become incensed and beat us all ruthlessly with the leek he wears in his cap on St-Davy's Day.
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.”
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise.
"The purpose of a university education for Left / Liberals is to attain all the politically correct attitudes towards minorties, and the financial means to live as far away from them as possible."
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Scouse is an accent. have you seen The 51st State?Hmm, according to my Google search, a "scouser" is someone who comes from Liverpool.
Scouse is also food. It is a stew.
North German sailors used to eat it. They called it Labscaus, which became Lobscouse and was shortened to Scouse. Which was eaten by poor people in Liverpool.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scouse
Learn to speak scouse:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/local...k/scouse.shtml
I have NEVER heard any of these words. Except the leather football one.
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This is far too nasty for the Frontroom.
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