Quote Originally Posted by Red Harvest
I've raised a lot of cattle and I've yet to meet a cow I would call "smart." They have many good traits, but intelligence is not one of them. For example: Setting out hay, one always needed to make sure that well over a body length was between piles. That way they wouldn't stand there eating from one bale, and crapping on the next. Ditto for grain troughs, water, etc.
You haven't met the right ones . In my experience for example they are masters at setting themselfs free from their stall. And I have seen many other things too, but because of my limited english skill I can't tell them to you.
All I can say is that some of them act like they would have sense of humor.