A fifth grade teacher of mine (actually it was a substitute) thought all the characters in Lord of the Rings were real people. Aragon she thought was a real guy and everything...

Thank god she was a sub, that never tought again...

Come to think of it I think I told her "Don't ever teach again."...

im in fourth grade now...
Stranger...are you serious?!? Wow.

My enlglish teacher is REALLY smart actually. She got first place on a nation wide writing essay that would allow her to go to the college of her choice. She had around a 1600 on her SAT. Unfortunetly she married a man who was in the mob, which really wrecked her life. After some odd years she went to the battered womans shelter and was moved to where I live. It's a very sad story. If she would have not married that man, she would not he a teacher right now. She'd be at some high paying job.

She is the nicest teacher I've ever had. To tell you the truth she is not all that unknowledgeable about the Trojan war. She has misplaced Troy and has had a couple facts mixed up, but for the most part she just doesn't know any of the details. Some are harder to tolerate then others, but then again, she is very nice, so it's no big deal...