What do males appreciate at females?!

[Reverend Joe]

Copious breasts were kinda under my list of things it would be prudent not to mention.. but, since you opened the can- add large breasts to my list.

[Byzantine Prince]

This thread is juvenile.

Yeah, hate me!

[Reverend Joe]

This thread is juvenile.

Yeah, hate me!

I think that's the point.

And we all love you, BP. (but not in that way.)

[Beirut]

This thread is juvenile.

And proud of it!

[Togakure]

I didn't think my response was juvenile . Meanie.

[Papewaio]

I want a girl that could launch a thousand ships...

You want a hard working shipwright , oh well it takes all sorts

We are in the middle of a fire drill with half the company marching past my desk, and I am 'giggling' over that one out loud.

[AntiochusIII]

hot roommate, mom, sister, or twin sister.

Roommate is fine, sister is cool (hey), and twins, well, that's pretty classy.

But MOM!?



Ah, never mind.

I myself am a contrast of personalities. My organic side, of course, appreciates a girl on her femininity and...ahem...figure. On the other hand, my true self is but an idealistic fool who seeks in vain true romance in a too-truthful world.

I am a hopeless romantic.


Now that I've added a certain amount of Pathos into the thread, it is officially no longer juvenile. ;)

[edyzmedieval]

I thought BP was the only hopeless romantic.

Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!!

[The Stranger]

Yep, that's your mom...

i'm going to tell mom and shell drag you from the org with your ears squeezed firmly between her sausag...eh fingers

[edyzmedieval]

i'm going to tell mom and shell drag you from the org with your ears squeezed firmly between her sausag...eh fingers

I doubt that.

A tree killer has the power of a truck.

[Drisos]

Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!!

personally that big I don't like at all... looks kinda disgusting imo

[edyzmedieval]

Well, having the ehm, frontals, the size of 2 basketballs, means many men.

Not me though, they say that girls with smaller breasts are better in the bedroom.

[The Stranger]

I doubt that.

A tree killer has the power of a truck.

then youve never met my mom

and drisos, youve prolly seen that ferrari girl she had breast the size of a skippiball

and edyz again, you never got laid, sharap!

[edyzmedieval]

then youve never met my mom

and drisos, youve prolly seen that ferrari girl she had breast the size of a skippiball

and edyz again, you never got laid, sharap!

Oh really?!

I never seen a mom being more powerful than a Tree Killer, except if that mom done tons of body building exercises, which is a bit abnormal....



@Drisos

A girl with medium basketballs is good.

[Mouzafphaerre]

personally that big I don't like at all... looks kinda disgusting imo

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I like big breasts on cows. They tend to produce more milk.
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[Reverend Joe]

Everybody loves big breasts....You got Pamela Anderson and her 100 min DVD from Playboy for God's sake!!!

I don't really like Pamela- the size would be okay with me, but only if they were natural. It's just that when women get implants that large, they kinda look like paper mache.

[Just A Girl]

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[Drisos]

@Drisos

A girl with medium basketballs is good.

medium basketball size is good indeed.

[Byzantine Prince]

I didn't think my response was juvenile . Meanie.

Aww. You know I love you.

[ah_dut]

Poor Ah_Dut. He is completely exhausted after every day.

Exhausted is an understatement mate. How are you supposed to find time for women and school at the same time? I hate being regarded as 'intelligent' I have better things to do dammit!

And girls (no, I'm not a paedo, I'm underage ) well plenty of them around and I'm looking for a good model, not going for the cheap stuff requires a lot of investment I'm told though

[edyzmedieval]

Exhausted is an understatement mate. How are you supposed to find time for women and school at the same time? I hate being regarded as 'intelligent' I have better things to do dammit!

And girls (no, I'm not a paedo, I'm underage ) well plenty of them around and I'm looking for a good model, not going for the cheap stuff requires a lot of investment I'm told though

Good looking models require huge investment. Cheap models aren't worth it. Though the good looking ones can dump you, if you can't put up the investment.
Plenty of them around...Can you put up some pics?!

Women and school....They combine. You can have women at school, but you can't have school at women. It's not what nature left us.

I'm "underage" as you. You're 14 right?!

[doc_bean]

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I like big breasts on cows. They tend to produce more milk.
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I have the PERFECT videoclip for this comment, unfortunately, posting a link to it would get me banned in about five minutes...

About breast-size: you know what they say, anything more than a mouthful is just a waste

About women: I love intelligence, it's an aphrodisiac for me. Looks, well, most girls are beautiful in their own way, and finding that beauty is half the fun.

About this thread: it's a bit juvenile, but all in good fun
I wonder how some people would react if the gender roles were reversed though...

[The Stranger]

i'm still searching for the post in wich a girl said she never wore underwear, i like that...thats hot

[Kaiser of Arabia]

We need a sheathe for our swords, you know.

[Craterus]

Hmmm....

Intelligence is always good, but they don't have to be as intelligent as me, just have that common sense that's been mentioned.

Sense of Humour, definitely. And accompanied with this, is that playful naughtiness that Toga mentioned.

Nice to be with. I haven't put that particularly well, but you know what I mean, and it's just being with 'em makes you feel great..

Those are my top 3. Good looks coming in next. Obviously, some degree of good looks goes above all of these.

[ah_dut]

Good looking models require huge investment. Cheap models aren't worth it. Though the good looking ones can dump you, if you can't put up the investment.
Plenty of them around...Can you put up some pics?!

Women and school....They combine. You can have women at school, but you can't have school at women. It's not what nature left us.

I'm "underage" as you. You're 14 right?!

Yeah, I'm 14 and girls are plenty hassle when you are in a boys school and your parents are breathing down your nec in dramatic fashion for not coming in the top 3 in every subject...grr oh well, life is life right?

Put up some pics? I have no talent for taking pictures of women...my last gf would probably agree....

[LeftEyeNine]

Above what I look for physically with a female (Kill Me, Tokyo ) :

Two things I can not tolerate with a soulmate :

* Swearing
* Smoking

Two things I'd look for in my soulmate :

* Sense of humor
* Tranquility and stability of a cat

A female that I'd spend a lot of time with is a soulmate, because Hit and Run is not my style.. That's why I preferred describing my "soulmate"..

[Drisos]

My quick list of musts:

- No smoking, usage of drugs except a bit alcohol, but not so much she'll get drunk.
- Not having had a 50 boyfriends.
- She must like pets, especially dogs.
- She must like the nature and feel the need to reserve it.
- A good sense of humour, preferably slightly psychopatic humour.
- Be kind to me and her family.
- Not too much swearing, no judging people she doesn't know.
- Not pay too much attention to her looks, and neither to mine.
- Willingness to leave the stupid country with me.
- A bit of intelligence. or at least she must do her best to study.

I have not yet found someone who has all... well I have not yet met all girls on this planet so I have a chance

[edyzmedieval]

Yeah, I'm 14 and girls are plenty hassle when you are in a boys school and your parents are breathing down your nec in dramatic fashion for not coming in the top 3 in every subject...grr oh well, life is life right?

Put up some pics? I have no talent for taking pictures of women...my last gf would probably agree....

Same mate. 14.

Lucky me, girls don't harrass me as they did in the earlier days. In the primary school, they even called me at home, and unfortunately for them, my mum answered the phone.

You're taking about plenty hassle. Wanna know what hassle is here?!

@Drisos

There are enough Ronin girls out there.

[Craterus]

Less hassle would seem ideal..

But I was having hour/2hr conversations (with a girl, on the phone) every single night a while ago. At first, I thought it was just hassle, but I found myself enjoying the conversations later on...