All your lives are enriched because of ME!!!

[Devastatin Dave]

Yes that's right, YOU!!! It is the most rewarding experience in your life to read every word a permanently stamp in your mind!!! My wisdom and honest view of the world has influenced your life rather you want to accept it or not all these privileged years you have known me. Its a freakin' fact baby!!! Whether its a post about tea-bagging the matriarchs of your family or the drunken ramblings of my earliest posts (man those were some good ones) I've forced you to look in the mirror and made you think "man I'm glad I'm not that guy!!!" or "why the hell do I waste my time replying to this idiot" or even "I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam". You will never know!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!

Zip Zap attack baby!!!
daveinkorea lives on!!!

[Lazul]

sorry man, but i mostly just find you anoying...

[Devastatin Dave]

sorry man, but i mostly just find you anoying...

Deep down inside, you know I'm the man!!!

[Lazul]

Deep down inside, you know I'm the man!!!

yeah, this kind of man ->

dont deny it! we know you're a cheerleader...

[Ser Clegane]

This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!

Attaboy

[Vladimir]

From reading this post alone, I feel like a better person.

That is: "Damn, it could be worse. I could be like this guy."

[Reverend Joe]

Image courtesy of AdrianII.

[A.Saturnus]

I admit, the job of being a Moderator would have been a challenge poorer without you.

[Togakure]

You definitely bring your own flavor to the table--we wouldn't know how yummy ice cream is if it weren't for Brussels sprouts, liver with onions, and kimchee .

[Geoffrey S]

You definitely bring your own flavor to the table--we wouldn't know how yummy ice cream is if it weren't for Brussels sprouts, liver with onions, and kimchee .

Nice one.

[Reverend Joe]

liver with onions

Mmmm... liiiiiiiiverrrrrrrrrr...

[Adrian II]

Zip Zap attack baby!!!

So you are the pop-up that everybody is complaining about! I knew it. Lemme see what happens if I add the following to my Restricted Sites:

http://ad.DevDaveLookAtMe!!!.com
http://*.ImDaveYourWorstNightmare.org
http://*.ZipZapRapBabiiiih.com


It works! Ahhhhhh...

[Devastatin Dave]

For some, I'm like the father they never had...
The drunk and mentally abusive one!!!

[Soulforged]

I find you offensive, and in no way a good contribution to what could be an intelligent atmosphere of debate here in the backroom. But hey.. takes all kinds.

Certainly my same thoughts, but you'll probably ignore it. That's how the mind of overconfident and selfish mans works...

[Gawain of Orkeny]

Well you have certainly enriched mine. Nice to see some take this as a chance to personally attack you. It means you must be doing something right.

[Soulforged]

Well you have certainly enriched mine. Nice to see some take this as a chance to personally attack you. It means you must be doing something right.

Personal attacks...Or but I thought that the thread was to make an opinion over DevastatinDave, wasn't it? Well then I'm entitled to say what I want. At any rate your logic is really good, could it be because he's doing something very wrong too?

[bmolsson]

This thread must be some kind of record. I suggest Dave gets a TW Nerd point for this.....

[Byzantine Prince]

This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc.:

What is this, internet master-debation?

[Devastatin Dave]

Brother Gawain, I see no personnal attacks. I cherish the opinions of all.

I welcome all comments or questions. All questions will be answered and all opinions will be respected. I'm here for self glorification!!! Watch me bask in my own Glory!!!

[Papewaio]

DnD you certainly keep things interesting... just um er I don't think I can let your minister get Backroom access... he might have to give you a stern talking to.

[Devastatin Dave]

DnD you certainly keep things interesting... just um er I don't think I can let your minister get Backroom access... he might have to give you a stern talking to.

If Baptists had excommunication, I'd have a guranteed ticket to where all the naughty little boys and girls go!!!

[IrishMike]

Dave has not really enriched my life, neither has he made it worse. Infact, I feel a happy neutrality towards Dave. So i'm buying everyone a round and lets all have a group hug on Dave.

[Devastatin Dave]

Please allow me to buy that round.

[Seamus Fermanagh]

Just read the first post, and tried to scroll down to the others. Did you know that the entire screen wobbles up and down if you're laughing while holding your mouse?

[Redleg]

Dave you must be utterly bored now that you have given up the soft and easy life of the armchair warrior life of the chair force.

Never fear my life was enriched by uranium way before I ever read any of your comments at the org.

I shall buy you a round of enriched ore to pass the time away. May you glow forever in enriched glorification. or is it something else?

[Quietus]

Yes that's right, YOU!!! It is the most rewarding experience in your life to read every word a permanently stamp in your mind!!! My wisdom and honest view of the world has influenced your life rather you want to accept it or not all these privileged years you have known me. Its a freakin' fact baby!!! Whether its a post about tea-bagging the matriarchs of your family or the drunken ramblings of my earliest posts (man those were some good ones) I've forced you to look in the mirror and made you think "man I'm glad I'm not that guy!!!" or "why the hell do I waste my time replying to this idiot" or even "I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam". You will never know!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!
This is not Spam but a thread created for my own self gratification. I'm patting myself on the back, tooting my own horn, stroking my ego, etc. I rule baby and please feel free to reply to this thread to express your gratitude for my greatness and extreme sense of modesty. Your life will be better for it and you will find yourself fulfilled that you have finally given me the respect and love I demand from all of you!!! That's right, time to worship at the alter of DevDav, beg for my acceptance and love!!!

Zip Zap attack baby!!!
daveinkorea lives on!!!

Mr. Devastatin Dave, I'm glad you are happy for yourself. Self-love is after all part of Evolution.

[Kanamori]

"I bet DevDav is actually a moveon.org contributing, Communist card carrying, closeted homosexual ACLU lawyer just blowing off steam"

[solypsist]

actually Dave is a good user and one a moderator (specifically, me) doesn't mind working with. When he breaks the rules and is found out he at least takes his lumps without complaint and drama. He doesn't hide behind technicalities or semantics and instead posts in a genuine manner. Dave has been around almost as long as I have, and I respect him for his attitude as a forum user. I would definitely buy him a case of beer if I ever met him.

I admit, the job of being a Moderator would have been a challenge poorer without you.

[Devastatin Dave]

Would anyone like to know the reason for this thread? It actually comes from an Onion article written by it's "founder". It was pretty much a self-indulgent rant that made me pee my pants when I read it. Thought I'd try it out on you guys. LOL!!!
Here is an example of Mr Herman Zweibel's writing...
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/25846
Here is his charished memorial page...
http://www.zweibelmemorial.org/

Thanks Soly and Sat for your posts, I'm here to keep your skills sharpened like the scapels of well educated surgeons....

Happy Zweibelmas to you all!!!

Now please continue to bathe yourselves in the glorious light of my presence that I have provided you all!!!

[TinCow]

I bow to no one but Zod. Your pathetic debating skills pale in comparison to his terrifying glory.

http://www.zod2008.com/