Save the trees!
Wipe your *** with an owl.

Crazed Rabbit

P.S. For those living outside of Washington state, 10-20 years ago we had the 'owl wars' where a bunch of environmental wackos managed to get huge tracts of forests legally protected from logging. Logging is a huge industry in Washington state, and those jerks cost many people there jobs and dealt a great blow to the economy.

Why, you might ask? Because some twit saw an owl that wasn't seen often in a forest-meaning that logging was prohibited in huge tracts of forest where such an owl might live, not was, for sure, living, but might have lived theoretically-and this was based on the assumption that said owl was endangered, since it was spotted only infrequently by a few lone twits.