Stupid questions get stupid answers game

[Sjakihata]

Why are you looking at me like that?

Because you are so god damned sexy!

Why do I want to sleep with you?

[Byzantine Prince]

Because you are so god damned sexy!

Why do I want to sleep with you?

Because you are a progressive person...


Why am I so depressed?

[Sjakihata]

Why am I so depressed?

Because you're thinking too much about life instead of living it.

Why does aeroplanes have lifejackets, when submarines don't have parachutes?

[Reverend Joe]

Because you're thinking too much about life instead of living it.

That's actually a very good answer.

[Drisos]

Why does aeroplanes have lifejackets, when submarines don't have parachutes?

Because Fish can't swim of course.

Now why does Beirut use an axe?

[Sjakihata]

Now why does Beirut use an axe?

Because he has a chainsaw available to him, of course.

What is ISFSKSOIOIHSPJMHA short for? (I forgot it)

[Togakure]

chromaluminarianism on supercalifragilisticexpialidociously neumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis.

What's that in your hand?

[Drisos]

What's that in your hand?

a good sense of humour... couldn't you smell that? ( answers gettin' more weird all the time)

why is there a frontroom?

[Mouzafphaerre]

.
'coz there's no penthouse.

Now, why are you climbing a tree while you can't swim?
.

[asilv]

.
Now, why are you climbing a tree while you can't swim?
.

I don't want to get hit by an URANIAN DEATH RAY .

What do you want?

[Drisos]

I don't. I need. ()

who do men like beer?

[Radier]

I don't. I need. ()

who do men like beer?

Because Piracy is a crime!

Tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??

[Byzantine Prince]

Because Piracy is a crime!

Tell what bartix and the faction that replaces armenia got then??

It's Baktria, and it's not replacing any factions!

Why do I love to get depressed?

[Soulforged]

It's Baktria, and it's not replacing any factions!

Why do I love to get depressed?

Because you're a nihilist.
Why do I always give stupid answers?

[edyzmedieval]

Why do I like "untouched" girls?!

I love NG!!!

[Byzantine Prince]

Because you know that your soul is tainted and that having someone that is seemingly pure will make you better.

Why do I come here so often?

[Quietus]

why is there a frontroom?

To cover the backroom....

[Drisos]

simple, BP. because you have so much other duties.

anyways why do I have 2.000 posts almost when just one year at this forum?

[Shaka_Khan]

Because you're fingers are Dutch, and they're long.

Since we can't see each other in person, does this open up the possibility that half of us are girls pretending to be boys?

[Drisos]

Since we can't see each other in person, does this open up the possibility that half of us are girls pretending to be boys?

yes, because half of us are monkeys

anyways why doesn't postcount increase in watchtower

[master of the puppets]

cause its full of those scary scary moderators

how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?

[Togakure]

More than that wimp Beirut could, that's for sure .

Where does he keep that axe when he's not using it, anyway?

[Craterus]

In a (photo)bucket, or sometimes in his (image)shack.

What colour are my eyes?

[Shaka_Khan]

They are the colour of bombastic.

Is Beirut a Canadian war correspondent in Lebanon waiting for something to happen again, or is he just Lebanese?

[Togakure]

Neither, his real name is Bei and the last part just describes what he luvs doing.

What is the meaning of my name?

[Byzantine Prince]

Neither, his real name is Bei and the last part just describes what he luvs doing.

What is the meaning of my name?

Toga Onion.

When will I be layed?

[Togakure]

when you fall asleep and enter REM (and I believe it's "laid," btw).

Are you in league with Monsta? He calls me Mr. Onion ...

[Shaka_Khan]

He is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Does Togakure O'Jonin remind you of a cool Irish man in a toga who is in a sitting position as if he is on the john? He is so cool that he pronounces cool in a cool way.
(If I was Japanese, the name wouldn't be reminding me of this).

[Togakure]

He is in The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. ...

LOL!!!

I don't sit in half-lotus on the "john"; I resemble that remark (as my real first name IS John); me surname IS Irish, though I be born in the Land of the Gods indeed; IF I wore a Toga it might perhaps be green, as it's a damn fine colour, don't ya think?; and I DO where a Guinness ballcap with Dublin, Ireland on it--on me head as I type, thank ye very much; and I learnt to say "kewl" from Kaneyashi Kas, who is THE authority on the matter.

Now where was I?

[Strike For The South]

purgatory

why am I the best