Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
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Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
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You forgot to plug it in.Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
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What’s the number to 911?
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
I have only one thing to say:
SPAM![]()
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
Spam is not the number to 911!?!?![]()
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
How do you know about me drinking IRN-BRU? Release the hounds!Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
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If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.
I'm not smart.
Where's your question?
I left it on the kitchen counter.![]()
How much candy do you have left after Halloween?
Peace in Europe will never stay, because I play Medieval II Total War every day. ~YesDachi
Millons.
Why I do rock and all of you are my slaves?
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If I was smart, I would have a witty punchline in this sig that would make everyone ROTFL.
I'm not smart.
cause your really drunk
how long until we revolt from your entoxicated rule?
A nation of sheep will beget a a government of wolves. Edward R. Murrow
Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates his brother is still in the darkness. —1 John 2:9
when its done (copyrights Khevlan)
where am i?
60+ new units – including the mighty Indian War Elephants, Persian immortals and Indian naked female archers.
where you are.
What is that?
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
It's my pussycat.Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
do you want to stroke it?
Depends on what you mean by saying, "pussycat."
What do you mean by saying, "pussycat"?
And is this thread ruining any relationships?
Wooooo!!!
My hampster is drunk.
Why did Nappy paint himself pink?
GoreBag: Oh, Prole, you're a nerd's wet dream.
Cuz he likes being pretty?
Who da heck is Nappy, anyway?
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
Nappy is an ocean.Where are we?
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
in motion.
Who is that in the dress, with hair sticking out of ... its nylons??![]()
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
It's Gawain.
Why do I love getting hurt and pissed on?
because you haven't been to my trailer in the Nevada desert yet ...
Why didn't you guess BKS?![]()
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
Because BKS loves the whip!
Why is BKS so handsome?
because it's hard to grab anything with your toes.
Gah! Where is that dweeb when you need him?
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
Getting laid with the circus creaturs.
How many chickens does it take to fill a blender?
Why do you hate Freedom?
The US is marching backward to the values of Michael Stivic.
the same amount as it takes whiners to clog up the Watchtower.
What have I got in me pockets?
Be intent on loyalty
While others aspire to perform meritorious services
Concentrate on purity of intent
While those around you are beset by egoism
misc kanryodo
is that a roll of quarters...no you are just happy to see me
Why is the sun hot
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Nobody knows.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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To conceal that money is rootless.Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Why is rootbeer called a beer?
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
Because you hate it the first time you try it and then you get addicted to it.Originally Posted by AdrianII
Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside?![]()
You have me stumped with that one m8.Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
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no.but those would be painted with bright colours.Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
When the world ends?
Ja Mata Tosainu Sama.
For you, tomorrow...Originally Posted by kagemusha
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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