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  1. 11-08-2005, 19:26 #91
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    Default Re: Stupid questions get stupid answers game

    Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might

    So why doesn't my printer work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
    Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might

    So why doesn't my printer work.

    You forgot to plug it in.

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    I have only one thing to say:
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    Spam is not the number to 911!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
    Because drinking all that IRN-BRU makes you a scottish superman.

    Does smoking cause lung cancer?
    How do you know about me drinking IRN-BRU? Release the hounds!



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    Where's your question?
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    I left it on the kitchen counter.


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    Millons.

    Why I do rock and all of you are my slaves?



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  9. 11-09-2005, 00:45 #99
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    cause your really drunk

    how long until we revolt from your entoxicated rule?
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  10. 11-09-2005, 01:13 #100
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    when its done (copyrights Khevlan)

    where am i?
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  11. 11-09-2005, 01:18 #101
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    where you are.

    What is that?
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  12. 11-09-2005, 01:19 #102
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    Default Re: Stupid questions get stupid answers game

    Quote Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
    where you are.

    What is that?
    It's my pussycat.

    do you want to stroke it?
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  13. 11-09-2005, 01:50 #103
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    Depends on what you mean by saying, "pussycat."

    What do you mean by saying, "pussycat"?
    And is this thread ruining any relationships?
    Wooooo!!!
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    My hampster is drunk.

    Why did Nappy paint himself pink?


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  15. 11-09-2005, 02:15 #105
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    Cuz he likes being pretty?

    Who da heck is Nappy, anyway?
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  16. 11-09-2005, 02:20 #106
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    Nappy is an ocean.Where are we?
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  17. 11-09-2005, 04:26 #107
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    in motion.

    Who is that in the dress, with hair sticking out of ... its nylons??
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    It's Gawain.

    Why do I love getting hurt and pissed on?
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    because you haven't been to my trailer in the Nevada desert yet ...

    Why didn't you guess BKS?
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    Because BKS loves the whip!

    Why is BKS so handsome?
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    because it's hard to grab anything with your toes.

    Gah! Where is that dweeb when you need him?
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    Getting laid with the circus creaturs.

    How many chickens does it take to fill a blender?

    Why do you hate Freedom?
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    the same amount as it takes whiners to clog up the Watchtower.

    What have I got in me pockets?
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    is that a roll of quarters...no you are just happy to see me

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    Nobody knows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
    To conceal that money is rootless.

    Why is rootbeer called a beer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdrianII
    Why is rootbeer called a beer?
    Because you hate it the first time you try it and then you get addicted to it.

    Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
    Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside?
    You have me stumped with that one m8.

    If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
    You have me stumped with that one m8.

    If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
    no.but those would be painted with bright colours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kagemusha
    When the world ends?
    For you, tomorrow...

    Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
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