Stupid questions get stupid answers game

[Kagemusha]

For you, tomorrow...

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

Becouse size does matter.

what blue whales think?

[Sigurd]

what blue whales think?

I wish I was a fin...

"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?

[Kagemusha]

I wish I was a fin...

"I am" is reportedly the shortest complete sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest?

Ask that from an englisman, and he tells you how the weather is.

Why American dollars look so dirty?

[Mouzafphaerre]

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Because they are green.

How do I invade Ireland in MTW?
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[Kagemusha]

You cant.Its impossible.

Why many cows have dots?

[Mikeus Caesar]

You cant.Its impossible.

Why many cows have dots?

Because they are made of carrots.

Why is Bartix?

[Togakure]

Because he drinks too much and hasn't taken his medicine.

Who is that knockin' on the door?

[Kagemusha]

Its your doppelganger.

Where is Abokasee?

[Craterus]

Michael Jackson.

Why is the sky blue?

EDIT: Beaten by Kagemusha. Do not take notice of this post. It means nothing!

[Moros]

Well I sometimes wash my hair with honey but mostly I wash it with glue, you should try it out.

Am i fat?

[Togakure]

not from this angle.

Why is my nickname in your quote, and what does it say in English?

[Moros]

not from this angle.

Why is my nickname in your quote, and what does it say in English?

I believe it means "mad cow with blue teeth and a purpel suicidal strawberry eating ninja."

what do you taste like?

[Togakure]

Wouldn't you like to know!

What time is it?

[Craterus]

About now on a good watch.

How deep is a hole?

[Togakure]

As shallow as my head.

what pops into your head when I say: bugbears felch!

[Shaka_Khan]

I think of a bugbears felch.

What's a bugbears felch?

[Togakure]

It's subject-action, dorkus.

Have you seen that picture at The Ritz?

[Shaka_Khan]

I didn't see a picture of bugbears felch in the Ritz-Carlton

What's a bugbears felch?

[Sigurd]

What's a bugbears felch?

Never mind...

Why is a boxing ring square?

[Dutch_guy]

because it has always been that way.

what's the use of this smiley

[Togakure]

practicing French .

And this one?

[Dutch_guy]

if you feel a little but then again also a little

why do people use smileys ?

[Byzantine Prince]

Because they look like balloons.

Why are you hiding?

[Radier]

Cause they are insecure of their sexuality.

What happens when you die?

[Togakure]

um ... ya don't wanna know ...

Why are you watching?

edit: this was in response to BP's post.

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God knows.

What happens when you live?

[Craterus]

That's entirely up to you.

How many trees are there in the Amazon rainforest?

[Louis VI the Fat]

Enough to make Beirut a happy wood-chuck.

sdrawkcab ecnetnes siht si?

[AggonyDuck]

Yes, I'm a horse.

Why does cabbage eat bunnies?

[Togakure]

better them than them.

Is it really better to burn out than fade away?

EDIT: Gah! That response was to Duckie. Slow again.

EDIT2: Aha! I was first! nananananaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I answered yours anyways m8, see below ...)

[Kagemusha]

because its in cabbages nature to do so.

what blue smells like?

gah!Toga beat me!