OK, I get sick of playing the BI campaign on normal (I usually never play any game on anything other than normal as I feel that this is the way the game is intended to be played) as it is far too easy and boring, so I stick it on very hard.
Everything is going great, I am having a few problems with the ERE as the Sassanids but I am beating them and having fun using my cities as roman killing machines, watching their armies break off the walls like water on rocks etc. etc.
I take Campus Alanni and I see that the loyalty is down to 10% because of religious differences. I build a temple but since the settlement is small I can't go beyond a "small" temple....so next turn the settlement revolts. Fair enough.
Except that the revolt consists of around 10 units of double gold chevron horse archers. OK, I think, I have lots of missile troops that should be able to outrange them, and Clibinarii and immortals and countless light cavalry that can deal with them. I choose to fight them and the battle loads up
MY CLIBINARII IMMORTALS ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED IN MELEE BY THESE HORSE ARCHERS! I can't kill them with arrows because they gimped the archery so much from vanilla to BI, and they are charging my immortals and slaughtering them! They have something like 25 defense, 17 melee attack and I didn't even check what missile attack. Basically it takes 4 units of Sughdians to break one unit of these unrealistic steroid-pumped uber units and that meant losing 85% of the Sughdians! I quit in disgust....I understand that very hard should mean very hard but I am an experienced RTWer, not to mention MTWer and STWer and there is just no way that is "gameplay". My army completely disappears. However I have another almost full stack almost a full turn's movement away to the North.
I can take one defeat, so I think OK, I will flee if they try to attack and take out that other little town to the North and think about how to deal with this. Next turn the uber rebels attack me again, and I have the option to withdraw, but get this, MY ARMY COMPLETELY DISAPPEARS! Where did it go? I had full movement points! I just lost the entire army. After that I quit in disgust.
We are talking about a settlement that contained less than 1000 inhabitants, the army of which had just been destroyed by me. In 6 months they somehow managed to train all these units to 8 experience (at least I should be extended the same ability, don't you think?) and gather troops that almost rival the population of the province's capital city? Ridiculous
So the choice is either far too easy on normal/hard or ridiculously unrealistically impossible revolts on very hard. I know exactly the type of responses I will get from the macho men players who play on VH while chewing lightbulbs and punching themselves in the face, but come on, where is the fun in this or the realism?
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