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    Urwendur Ûrîbêl Senior Member Mouzafphaerre's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
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    Rome: Total War Mod Finally Completed
    Realism team worked for 70 years

    By Alexander the Pretty Good
    Friday, November 17, 2074 11:67AM

    Europa Barbarorum, the highly anticipated modification for turn-of-the-century strategy game Rome: Total War, was finally released today. Thousands of downloads have been made as aging fans rushed to acquire the long-sought mod.

    Started before the release of Rome: Total War, in 2004, the Europa Barbarorum team was founded to correct the historical inaccuracies rampant in the original game. The seventy years of development were spent digilantly researching and generating game content and code. But the road to success wasn't easy.

    "It got a lot harder when Khelven passed away," said team historian Steppe Merc, one of the surviving original members. "We were directionless, and lost several people. Fortunately, Khelven II, Khelven's son, stepped in when he did. That was in the spring of 2047. We released the Open Beta just weeks after that. And now we're here."

    The Open Beta release was overshadowed by rioting on the Lunar Colonies and tensions in the Middle East, where Iraq and Syria were in the middle of a border dispute.

    More recent efforts to hype up the final release were moderately successful, which equates to a literal miracle. "We are very grateful to the fans who stuck with us," EB member Divinus Arma was quoted saying in an interview. "Ultimately, they made it all possible."

    The team has announced plans to port the game to Barbarian Invasion, the acclaimed expansion for Rome: Total War. Khelven II, now leader of the Europa Barbarorum team, had this to say: "There's no telling what we'll do after [releasing the Barbarian Invasion port]. Maybe another realism mod, this time for Mars: Total War. Or a virtual reality simulation of life in the Roman World."

    Whatever happens next, the future is bright for those who mod for the past.
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    whoa, for a minuite i thought EB had actually been released, i almost had a heart attack!

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    I thought that, too, but it seems some of our members have been busy with real-life barbarism instead of just the simulation, so the mod will be further delayed:




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    Quote Originally Posted by Byzantine Mercenary
    whoa, for a minuite i thought EB had actually been released, i almost had a heart attack!
    Yeah, I thought that for a moment, too. I started jumping up and down and everything. Then I scrolled down a little further and saw that it was just a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Malrubius
    I thought that, too, but it seems some of our members have been busy with real-life barbarism instead of just the simulation, so the mod will be further delayed:
    I hope everyone is OK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alexander the Pretty Good
    I hope everyone is OK.
    Of course we are; we're the barbarians!

    Although I won't say there haven't been some setbacks...




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    Quote Originally Posted by Malrubius
    Of course we are; we're the barbarians!

    Although I won't say there haven't been some setbacks...



    LOL LOL LOL and again LOL

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    Epirus lost most of its importance after Pyrrhus's death in 272 BC (and the fact that EB starts at this date has already been mentioned). The only major event after that coincides with the EB timeline was Alexander II of Epirus (Pyrrhus's son) invasion of Macedonia, which he lost later on along with his own throne. He was restored later and just ruled his kingdom until his death in 260. The Epirote monarchy was deposed in the 230's.

    The Illyrians like mentioned before were never really unified. One of the largest and most important tribes, the Taulanti (Southern Illyria between Epidamus and the Vjosa River), were already incorporated into Epirus due to Pyrrhus's expansions before the start of this mod.
    Last edited by Reenk Roink; 11-12-2005 at 17:56.

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    Haha, the day I get arrested for an EB related offense will be freaking amazing, I have enough problems with the cops as it is. I thought this particular kind of anti-social behavior was legal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by QwertyMIDX
    Haha, the day I get arrested for an EB related offense will be freaking amazing, I have enough problems with the cops as it is. I thought this particular kind of anti-social behavior was legal.
    It is...

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