Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

Seriously.
if you turn to... hmm... Naturealism... ill let one of my female friend pour thousand island dressing over you and spank you while calling you "mr. poffendorf".

... yeah, thats kinda weird.