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    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
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    You are special.

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    I will give you a loli pop if you become a christian!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ceasar010
    I will give you a loli pop if you become a christian!
    That probably would have worked better than the old “or burn in hell” line.
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    What I gathered from reading too much Nietzsche is that you should create your own belief system and hold it for yourself only. Sharing it will only lead to problems.

    EDIT: Creating your own doesn't mean combining a lot of other ones into a main one. It means going from the basics and building up to create something original.
    Last edited by Byzantine Prince; 11-11-2005 at 20:51.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    if you turn to... hmm... Naturealism... ill let one of my female friend pour thousand island dressing over you and spank you while calling you "mr. poffendorf".

    ... yeah, thats kinda weird.
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    There is no god. Become Athiest and concentrate on improving yourself and others around you in the material world, rather than just to score points for the afterlife.

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    Genes and memes these are the themes that thou shall follow to be an immortal fellow.

    Don't just concentrate on what you are today, think about you can create that will last beyond yourself.

    The world is unfair, that is our oppourtunity.
    Every time we do a good deed that is a single drop in a land that needs an ocean of positive change.
    Once we create a fairer idea through charity or law we create a stream of good deeds.

    If you can leave behind a mechanism that creates good deeds then I say that is a life well spent.
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    become a spuddist and worship the potato bringer of chips and roast potatos... seriously though just do what you think is right is my 'religion'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    The Holy Church of the Sun Koyote, members 2. We believe that a gigantic Koyote lives in the Sun, and he is God. Why would he live in the Sun you ask? So he can control it, for the Sun is the giver of life and destroyer of worlds. If you convert, then i'll tell you the basic rules of the religion and how to worship.
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    Well this thread is taking a huge dump. Ask a stupid question.
    "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." -Einstein

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    Well, DA, a real conversion is messy at best. There's more to a religion than an ideal; it's part of a culture and is only changed or separated with much difficulty. Besides, you asked no specific question. "If a man does not know where he sails, no wind is favourable."

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    Become a traditionalist catholic and not only dissent from the modern church (for being too liberal), but also be able to declare a crusade and retake the Holy Land! Huzzah!

    Though I'm thinking of giving up on Catholicism after something Mr. Pope-Nazi just did.

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    Anyone too lazy to do some honest research (a thread on the Org is not research) on the most commonly held belief systems to figure out if any of them work for him probably isn't serious enough to actually join any of them with any degree of sincerity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia
    Become a traditionalist catholic and not only dissent from the modern church (for being too liberal), but also be able to declare a crusade and retake the Holy Land! Huzzah!

    Though I'm thinking of giving up on Catholicism after something Mr. Pope-Nazi just did.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    Resistance is futile. Convert.

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    Religions, doctrine, and scripture are just clutter. They are distractions from the simplicity of the Tao. There is nothing to believe in, not even the Tao. There is only what's all around you all the time. It all lies before you and requires no religious explanation or scientific proof to understand. And it exists whether you believe it or not, or whether you exist or not.

    I would try to convert you to my political views, but I have to finish making a drum.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    No one can convince you of anything; everything, always is only ever your own decision. To state you convinced someone or were convinced by someone is totally wrong, you only ever convince yourself. Even if someone 'convinced' you with a gun to your head, you still decide to follow what they say on your own free will.

    GARCIN: I "dreamt," you say. It was no dream. When I chose the hardest path, I made my choice deliberately. A man is what he wills himself to be.
    INEZ: Prove it. Prove it was no dream. It's what one does, and nothing else, that shows the stuff one's made of.
    GARCIN: I died too soon. I wasn't allowed time to - to do my deeds.
    INEZ: One always dies too soon - or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are - your life, and nothing else.

    Jean Paul Sartre - No Exit 1944

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    Quote Originally Posted by Divinus Arma
    So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

    Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

    Seriously.
    You didn't state your original position in the first place. How can you convert a dollar for a dollar?

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