Convert me

**Mikeus Caesar** · 11-11-2005, 21:43

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

So, convince me why I should embrace your belief system.

Give me a logical and convincing argument why your particular existential perspective is the correct one.

Seriously.

The Holy Church of the Sun Koyote, members 2. We believe that a gigantic Koyote lives in the Sun, and he is God. Why would he live in the Sun you ask? So he can control it, for the Sun is the giver of life and destroyer of worlds. If you convert, then i'll tell you the basic rules of the religion and how to worship.

**Divinus Arma** · 11-11-2005, 22:08

Well this thread is taking a huge dump. Ask a stupid question.

**GoreBag** · 11-11-2005, 22:48

Well, DA, a real conversion is messy at best. There's more to a religion than an ideal; it's part of a culture and is only changed or separated with much difficulty. Besides, you asked no specific question. "If a man does not know where he sails, no wind is favourable."

**Kaiser of Arabia** · 11-13-2005, 04:15

Become a traditionalist catholic and not only dissent from the modern church (for being too liberal), but also be able to declare a crusade and retake the Holy Land! Huzzah!

Though I'm thinking of giving up on Catholicism after something Mr. Pope-Nazi just did.

**Lehesu** · 11-13-2005, 04:21

Anyone too lazy to do some honest research (a thread on the Org is not research) on the most commonly held belief systems to figure out if any of them work for him probably isn't serious enough to actually join any of them with any degree of sincerity.

**Kaiser of Arabia** · 11-13-2005, 04:35

Originally Posted by Lehesu

Anyone too lazy to do some honest research (a thread on the Org is not research) on the most commonly held belief systems to figure out if any of them work for him probably isn't serious enough to actually join any of them with any degree of sincerity.

I think the point is to get you thinking, that's why Div makes these threads.

**ArcticSonata** · 11-13-2005, 04:54

The Religion of 42 learn the answer to everything.

Okay so in reality Christianity. I know I could spend forever going opn about why Christianity, but in all honesty it not going to make a difference unless you choose two. If you want me to though I will.

Okay first the 70 Virgins when you kill the infedels with a car bo........oh wait thats the muslims is'nt.... damn!

**Lehesu** · 11-13-2005, 18:03

Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia

I think the point is to get you thinking, that's why Div makes these threads.

See any thinking going on?

**Duke Malcolm** · 11-13-2005, 18:10

Originally Posted by Kaiser of Arabia

Become a traditionalist catholic and not only dissent from the modern church (for being too liberal), but also be able to declare a crusade and retake the Holy Land! Huzzah!

Though I'm thinking of giving up on Catholicism after something Mr. Pope-Nazi just did.

Do you mind my asking what he did?

**Adrian II** · 11-13-2005, 20:57

Originally Posted by King Malcolm

Do you mind my asking what he did?

Could only be one thing. Pope has defended Darwin, saying creationism is a silly excess of fundamentalism.

Excuse me.

It's true, too. Mwahahahahahahahahhaaaaaa!!!!

**BDC** · 11-13-2005, 21:08

Life is only chemistry. There is no supernatural. There is nothing special about humans. We are completely insignificant and have no purpose. There is no afterlife, no destiny, no divine.

Although whiskey is good.