Tell us how did you first meet your girlfriend/wife

**edyzmedieval** · 11-15-2005, 12:06

Yeah, interesting topic over at TWC. Made me start this thread.

Tell us how did you "conquer" your girlfriend/wife.

**Kagemusha** · 11-15-2005, 12:25

When i met my ex- girlfriend, there was not very much conquering atleast from my part. I sat on a bar drinking beer and whisky. She walked behind me and tapped me on a shoulder.I turned around and she put an flower in my chest pocket ( which she told later that she and her girlfriends had looted from a public garden) and told here is a flower for you. Call that a suprise attack. I was caught ofguard there and after few seconds i got something like "thanks" out from my mouth. The rest is more or less history. All i can say that it was good four years of my life with her and we are still friends..

**English assassin** · 11-15-2005, 12:34

I was waiting at the gate of my college to walk down to a party at a friends house. (A group of us were going to walk down together). I was first there, and my future wife was second. The next person to arrive came running up and said, quick, lets go now without waiting for the rest, [boring person] is just behind me.

So instead of walking down in a big group I walked down with my future wife and one other person. I got the old Assassin mojo working and the rest is history.

80% of life is opportunity.

**Byzantine Prince** · 11-15-2005, 14:48

I have not much to say about this. All the girls that have shown interest in me have been promptly told to bugger off. Yeah I'm bad with women.

**Divinus Arma** · 11-15-2005, 15:25

Knew this girl from high school as a freshman. Wasn't really a friend, just an acquiantance. I didn't really care for her company either. Plus, she was a late developer, so little interest there if you know what I mean...

Anyway, 5 years later (didn't see her or care about it since) a friend of mine invited me to go somewhere with him and her for his b-day. The two of them were friends and he had a crush on her, but she didn't have any interest in him. So I go out with them and she is just cold as ice to me. A real biatch. I was going to leave halfway through because she was so cold to me, I even told my friend "I hate her. I don't ever want to see her again. I'm outta here". She was that bad.

He convinced me to stay a little longer and we all ended up going back to my apartment. After a drink, she started to lighten up and become a human being. I still didn't care for her, but she was all grown up and looked pretty good. So we dropped my buddy off and went back to her place where we promptly engaged in...well... this is a family forum so I shall abstain.

Ended up getting married to her a couple years later. The jealous friend now hates us both, but who cares since he was a douchebag.

Been married five years now and she is the sweetest little thing you could ever know. 105 5'6", just a little helpless thing. I came to learn later that she treats all strangers like crap just as a default component of her personality. Which I find endearing and useful to her safety. Kinda like a turtle.

Plus she digs chicks. That's been fun. (hence my thread in the backroom)

**Strike For The South** · 11-15-2005, 23:28

Originally Posted by Divinus Arma

Plus she digs chicks. That's been fun. (hence my thread in the backroom)

**English assassin** · 11-15-2005, 15:37

Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince

I have not much to say about this. All the girls that have shown interest in me have been promptly told to bugger off. Yeah I'm bad with women.

Looking on the bright side you should be able to make some pretty major improvements in your technique quite easily...

**Divinus Arma** · 11-15-2005, 15:46

Originally Posted by English assassin

Looking on the bright side you should be able to make some pretty major improvements in your technique quite easily...

Edited because it was construed by Byzantine Prince as an insult and he blew his moderator whistle.

When I was a eager teeny-bopper I couldn't get enough of any half-way attractive girl, whether they liked me or not! I used to pace my bedroom at night as a kid thinking how I would ask this girl or that girl out without looking like I complete doof. Ahhh, being a kid! No mortgage. No career. Just girls, video games, and the summer sun...

Which makes this post kind of irrelevant: This is not meant to be an insult, just an observation. They're far more understanding of that kind of thing in Canada anyway aren't they?