Tell us how did you first meet your girlfriend/wife

[Divinus Arma]

Looking on the bright side you should be able to make some pretty major improvements in your technique quite easily...

Edited because it was construed by Byzantine Prince as an insult and he blew his moderator whistle.

When I was a eager teeny-bopper I couldn't get enough of any half-way attractive girl, whether they liked me or not! I used to pace my bedroom at night as a kid thinking how I would ask this girl or that girl out without looking like I complete doof. Ahhh, being a kid! No mortgage. No career. Just girls, video games, and the summer sun...

Which makes this post kind of irrelevant: This is not meant to be an insult, just an observation. They're far more understanding of that kind of thing in Canada anyway aren't they?