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  1. 11-16-2005, 23:09 #1
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    Default Win the test cut off the testes

    Rugby fan can't explain self-mutilation

    A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.

    Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.

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    "I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.

    "It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.
    Well some people take their promises seriously. Question is would you trust him?
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  2. 11-16-2005, 23:13 #2
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    Poor bastard...

    But it does prove Darwin- if you're dumb enough to cut off your balls, you should not pass on your seed.
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    Default Re: Win the test cut off the testes

    There were threads on it when it happened. Still makes me wince.

    What would drive someone to cut off his own gear?
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    Generous amounts of alcohol ?
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    Mr Huish continues to see a psychiatrist.


    That made me laugh so hard, how it was randomly injected in there.

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  6. 11-17-2005, 00:33 #6
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    "So I started hacking away at my tackle.

    "It took about 10 minutes and there was quite a bit of pain but I just kept going.

    "The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping."
    Words I just don't think I could bring myself to speak



    After picking his testicles from the toilet bowl, he went to the social club.
    But hey, who HASN'T done that?


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    Now that takes some balls.

    I can see how he might have some trouble explaining the whole escapade, tho'.
    "Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."

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    I don't know. I'd probably rather kill myself than do that...

    Good luck to that guy and he must be the most honorable person I know.
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    Default Re: Win the test cut off the testes

    Darwin award winner for sure

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  10. 11-18-2005, 18:00 #10
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    Default Re: Win the test cut off the testes

    If every country had such figures in power, human kind would already have reached a High Elf society.

    However I can not think of a history writing that :

    "Caesar had told me that he'd cut off his balls if that Nubian gladiator didn't win. He did not hold his promise and we did it - a bit further..Should have used a smaller dagger for an accurate surgery"

    Brutus

    And the famous quote of Caesar :

    " No, Brutus! Not that far! AGH ! "

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