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**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 11-25-2005, 23:55

nope, that would be the agents provocateur.

We do attach firebombs to our sheep though, keeps the Scots off them.

Edit: who needs coal mines and steel works when you can claim welfare?

**Ja'chyra** · 11-26-2005, 00:12

Originally Posted by Taffy_is_a_Taff

nope, that would be the agents provocateur.

We do attach firebombs to our sheep though, keeps the Scots off them.

Edit: who needs coal mines and steel works when you can claim welfare?

So you can keep them for youeselves eh Taff?????

Tribesman

You're a very bitter person.

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 11-26-2005, 00:16

Damn right!!!

Flossy's mine you lecherous Jock you.

**Tribesman** · 11-26-2005, 00:27

You're a very bitter person.
Only when in England or Wales , unless its the West country when I am a Scrumpy person , in Scotland I tend towards the Heavy which is a bitter or the heather ale which certainly isn't , but yes Bitter is the way to go though some milds or lights are nice but the browns tend to give a bad head , I do like the variety you have over there .
Back home it strictly Porter though

oh since you obviously missed the point it is from an old comedy show featuring Griff Rhys-Jones . so definately anti Welsh

Though the coalmines stuff is definately bitterly anti Thatcher/McGregor and you will find that bitterness spread very widely throughout your country for some strange reason

**Tribesman** · 11-26-2005, 00:30

Flossy's mine you lecherous Jock you.
I love my lovely Flossy ,
She has such a fluffy fleece ,
In the kitchen keep a woman ,
In the bedroom keep a sheep .

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 11-26-2005, 00:34

Tribesman, sometimes you're a man after my own heart(the flossy ditty).

Although you'd probably need to be fluffier...

Edit: and say "bah bah bah" or "meh meh meh" (I'm not prejudiced when it comes to sheep)

**Tribesman** · 11-26-2005, 00:59

Well I did try and fit in last month when I was over in Wales , I had my sheepskin and my wellies (funny aside , In one pub someone mentioned someone from another pub "you know the one who wears wellies" "what do you mean , they all wear wellies in the Dorralt") But I was fitting in quite nicely until one morning I had coco-pops for beakfast , they tried to burn me as a witch , he has turned the milk brown you see , thats witch craft is it , you are in league with beelzebub is it .

**Taffy_is_a_Taff** · 11-26-2005, 01:11

must be quite an excursion with the coco pops and everything.

I know you can't get them in Ireland because they upset the fairies.

And I know nobody in Ireland would dare upset the fairies.

You crazy papists you. :)

**Gawain of Orkeny** · 11-26-2005, 00:33

Bmolsson was referring to the American Indians... after all the Americans of now are just transplanted Europeans of oldeBmolsson was referring to the American Indians... after all the Americans of now are just transplanted Europeans of olde

No kidding. And all americans of now are not just transplanted Europeans of olde. Far from it. Also the Indians werent the first one here,. Europeans were. In fact the French. Or so I hear.