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[Mouzafphaerre]

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An old one, from the cold war...

The CIA administration, enraged that all of their agents are uncovered and them being unable to plant a successful spy in mother Russia, take it seriously and elect the most talented one at hand. He's given a perfect education in Russian language, various dialects and accents of it, its literature; Russian customs, culture, lifestyle et al. After a long time's hard work, the agent is a perfect Russian.

They drop him under utmost stealth near a godforsaken village in Siberia. He advances to the village and perfectly imitates a lost farmer from a remote village. They give him blankets, vodka et al and seat nearby a stove.

One of the elderly asks:

― So, you're American eh?

Shocked, the agent proclaims in his perfect Russian:

― How come?! How do you think such nonsense?

Spoiler Alert, click show to read: 

― Well, we don't have many black people in these parts.

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