Quote Originally Posted by Red Harvest
And how bad do you have to be to get kicked out of Australia?
I know you are joking, but still.. some friends of mine just came back from a 2-month trip in Oz and they had a great time there. Fantastic scenery, beautiful beaches, great wildlife. People were friendly, helpful, civilised. Public spaces were large, clean, relaxed and done in good taste. The food was excellent, hotels and B&B's were top-notch.

Of course they didn't meet the proverbial Outback dweller called Bruce with a cork-rimmed hat, seventeen cousins, a 35 word vocabulary and a couple of missing teeth who hunts wild hogs from the back of his Toyota pick-up for a living.

But they are going back next year, and guess where they are going...