Deported to the Wrong Country...

[Redleg]

Of course they didn't meet the proverbial Outback dweller called Bruce with a cork-rimmed hat, seventeen cousins, a 35 word vocabulary and a couple of missing teeth who hunts wild hogs from the back of his Toyota pick-up for a living.

But they are going back next year, and guess where they are going...

East Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana - and a few other places that have the same type of individual minus the cork-rimmed hat. They be wearing the old wornout baseball cap from their pee-wee days of playing baseball. With a wad of tobacco in their mouth.........

[Adrian II]

East Texas, Arkansas, Louisiana - and a few other places that have the same type of individual minus the cork-rimmed hat. They be wearing the old wornout baseball cap from their pee-wee days of playing baseball. With a wad of tobacco in their mouth.........

I know I know. I have a recollection of a village in Virginia... let me just say that most of the men there appeared to be their own fathers.

Anyway, in the United States, Virginia (oh, along with Vermont) is among my favourite places in this world for scenery, hospitality and food. Not that I have lived there, but I have been around.

That rugged Lake Virginia, oh my...

[Proletariat]

I know I know. I have a recollection of a village in Virginia... let me just say that most of the men there appeared to be their own fathers.

That's why you need to get up to Fairfax County. Bit more urban (even went Democrat the last Presidential and Gubernatorial elections), but still close enough to drive along Skyline Drive in the autumn.