Man, 50, pulls truck with penis

[Redleg]

Did you see the pic of his warm-up? Mid-life crisis, anyone?...

He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly.

[Red Harvest]

Some people refer to it as their "tackle." This guy takes it seriously.

[Adrian II]

He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly.

Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be..

The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)

The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)



But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!

[littlelostboy]

Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be..

The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)

The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)



But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!

OUCH! I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.

[Adrian II]

OUCH! I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.

[littlelostboy]

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.

Agreed.

[Redleg]

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.

Sounds like you have a case of "penis" envy

edit" OBTW you walked right into that one.....

[KukriKhan]

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.

Fremont...up in the 'other' California. Lead, mercury & nuclear waste in the water up there. Some day he'll visit the 'real' California, wake up, and say: "I did WHAT, with WHICH?!!"

I spent a two years up there one weekend.

[DemonArchangel]

Good.
GOD.

[Soulforged]

Oh...come on this can't be real. This guy must be doped, or he must have something extra beneath those clothes (I mean for resistence).

[Red Harvest]

The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'

I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.

I don't know, shrinkage would make the pull alot tougher...

This reminds me of an old article decades ago about some hill folks somewhere in central asia who put weasels in their pants and placed bets about how long they could stand it. They really needed television or soccer or something to keep them occupied. Edit: The men...not the weasels.

[Togakure]

No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff .

[ichi]

No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff .

Starring Shintaru Katsu, the actor who played Zatoichi in the 60's (and for whom my character is named), that was some crazy stuff. In the Razor he not only does wild things to Mr Happy he also has some cool boobytraps in his crib.

Good stuff tho, even with the funky 70's detective them music

ichi

and by the way, there's simpler ways to elongate the ol unit than strapping it to a bus (AKA Enzyte)

ichi

[Geoffrey S]

Go Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng of the Iron Crotch! Guess he was sponsored by Pfizer.

Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff .

Excellent choice of words.