Yup, it's that muscle again. According to the article Grandmaster Tu's Olympic dingerling will be aired next year by Channel Four. Adults, don't try this at home...
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FREMONT — The ancient Greeks worshipped it. Sigmund Freud said women envy it. And on Tuesday, a man pulled a truck with it. Yes, you read that right. He pulled a truck with his penis.
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rental moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot in Fremont. In lace-up leather boots and a black tank top, the 50-year-old tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his penis and testicles and tugged to make sure it was on tight. An assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle.
He groaned, grunted and pressed against two men for resistance.
Then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.
Master Tu Jin-Sheng prepares to pull
a moving truck with his penis, in front of TC Media,
for a UK film crew making a documentary called
Penis Envy, in Fremont Tuesday
Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng is kicked in
the crotch during his penis-pull warm-up in
Fremont on Tuesday
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Man, 50, pulls truck with penis
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Ouch indeed...
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Oh...my...god...
I bet women love him
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Did you see the pic of his warm-up? Mid-life crisis, anyone?...
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Oh...my...god...
I bet women love him
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He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly. Originally Posted by AdrianII
Did you see the pic of his warm-up? Mid-life crisis, anyone?...
O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean
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Some people refer to it as their "tackle." This guy takes it seriously.
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Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be.. Originally Posted by Redleg
He must be having his assistant insure that the equipment was functioning correctly and that the anchor for the rope was secured into the body correctly.
The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)
The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)
But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!
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OUCH! Originally Posted by AdrianII
Which brings us to the subject of the preferred knot for such activity. Would it be..
The 'single loop' ?(ouch, that cuts...)
The 'Sheet-Bend' (Oh my...)
But of course, it has to be the Trucker Hitch!
I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.
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The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.' Originally Posted by littlelostboy
OUCH! I can't imagine how that guy is going to have children given the state that he puts his treasured possessions in.
I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.
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Agreed. Originally Posted by AdrianII
The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'
I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.
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Sounds like you have a case of "penis" envy Originally Posted by AdrianII
I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.
edit" OBTW you walked right into that one.....
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Fremont...up in the 'other' California. Lead, mercury & nuclear waste in the water up there. Some day he'll visit the 'real' California, wake up, and say: "I did WHAT, with WHICH?!!" Originally Posted by AdrianII
The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'
I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.
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Good.
GOD. Originally Posted by Louis VI the Fat
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Oh...come on this can't be real. This guy must be doped, or he must have something extra beneath those clothes (I mean for resistence).
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This is disturbing as hell. Damn you AdrainII !!!!!
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I don't know, shrinkage would make the pull alot tougher... Originally Posted by AdrianII
The article states that 'Jin-Sheng hopes to strap a dozen of his top students to a 747 for the biggest penis pull of all time. All he needs is an airplane.'
I daresay all he needs is a good shrink.
This reminds me of an old article decades ago about some hill folks somewhere in central asia who put weasels in their pants and placed bets about how long they could stand it. They really needed television or soccer or something to keep them occupied. Edit: The men...not the weasels.Rome Total War, it's not a game, it's a do-it-yourself project. -
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No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.
Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff.
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Well, looks like we have someone that truelly appreciates this thread!!! Originally Posted by Proletariat
RIP Tosa
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Must be very useful, being able to drag a truck with your penis......
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Starring Shintaru Katsu, the actor who played Zatoichi in the 60's (and for whom my character is named), that was some crazy stuff. In the Razor he not only does wild things to Mr Happy he also has some cool boobytraps in his crib. Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
No one here has seen the opening of the old Japanese TV serial called "The Razor" ? It came out about the same time as "Lone Wolf and Cub," and "Sleepy Eyes of Death." Mr. Razor had some interesting penis workouts.
Frankly, this stuff bores me stiff.
Good stuff tho, even with the funky 70's detective them music
ichi
and by the way, there's simpler ways to elongate the ol unit than strapping it to a bus (AKA Enzyte)
ichi
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Go Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng of the Iron Crotch! Guess he was sponsored by Pfizer.
Excellent choice of words. Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
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Now what is wrong with funky 1970's detective theme music? Kojak, Shaft, Starky and Hutch, Baretta were some of my favourite themes. In conjunction with a modest reefer, they made the silly plots bearable. Originally Posted by ichi
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I spent a two years up there one weekend.
Ah the extended weekend break
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There are some people at work I feel inclined to help "warming up" Originally Posted by AdrianII
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There is a host of people I would love to tie to a Boeing 747 with a Trucker's Hitch and without any warm-up whatsoever. Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
There are some people at work I feel inclined to help "warming up"
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Some people just go too far! All those pills you get offered in spam will do it you know...
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I bet all you guys are jealous cuz he has the most powerful penis in the world.
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"Banstick," anyone?
