The Secret Truth about EB

[alman7272]

I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders

first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.

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