The Secret Truth about EB

[Divinus Arma]

Perhaps some of are more homo then others.

Haven't seen you in the EB lair for quite some time.


Why don't you just spit it out BP? Everybody already speculates. And it's an online community! Nobody knows you!

Look, my cousin is "homo" (as you put it) and even got married in Sweden to a same sex partner. My wife is as Bi-sexual as can be.

Have the courage to identify with your personal preferences now, rather than torturing yourself as an adult later.

You'll thank yourself when you're rollerskating in rainbow short-shorts at 30 rather than staring down the barrel of a gun in self-loathing.

[Byzantine Prince]

Homo means human.
Apparently I am more homo then you.

[Divinus Arma]

I am more homo then you.

This may just go into my sig. I agree. You are far more homo than I.

[the_handsome_viking]

How did we go from aliens to gays so quickly?

[Conqueror]

How did we go from aliens to gays so quickly?

You've heard the stories about supposed alien-abducted people being subjects to all manner of "backdoor" experiments in those flying saucer things, right?

[Kuestionmark]

the probing of a certain area?

[Reverend Joe]

[alman7272]

Well, I'll be damned.

[Reverend Joe]

Well, I'll be damned.

[WHISPER]He knows...[/WHISPER]

[The_Mark]

Look, my cousin is "homo" (as you put it) and even got married in Sweden to a same sex partner.

Figures.

[Proper Gander]

My wife is as Bi-sexual as can be.

you must be having a lot of fun.

oh, and, what's this EB you're all talking about?

[Divinus Arma]

you must be having a lot of fun.

Actually it is more trouble than it's worth.

[Abokasee]

Chu-kuok (loads Shotgun) Brrrr....kak (loads Gattling) Rumble Rumble Rumeble (rolls Out Tank) Ready To Kill Ye Celts. Im The Celts, However Thank God Bartixians Are Gonna Help

[The_Mark]

So sayeth the god of confusion! Repent, and thou shalt not be perplexed ever again! Or alternatively, thou shalt be embraced by the sweet bewilderment!





Amidst the confusion EB Celtic conspiracy captures southern Finland.

[Abokasee]

THIX MUIX DIX, YIX I KNIX THEIX EB MEMBIX BIX THIX SCIX IX THIX MUIX DIX

transaltion

they must die, yes i know there eb members but their scum so they must die

[Reverend Joe]

Why the aggression?

[the_handsome_viking]

Ah, the U.F.O's have disguised themselves as bulls, very cunning.

[the_handsome_viking]

Well, I'll be damned.

Oh dear.

[antiochus epiphanes]

THIX MUIX DIX, YIX I KNIX THEIX EB MEMBIX BIX THIX SCIX IX THIX MUIX DIX

transaltion

they must die, yes i know there eb members but their scum so they must die

omg, its the bartix guy!!!!

[Byzantine Mercenary]

what's this EB you're all talking about?

EB is short for Europa Barbarorum the name for the mod that this forum is about.

or perhaps it is secreately short for Evil Bretherin (of destruction) the elite Bartix unit

[alman7272]

EB = Extra Beefy

[vizigothe]

in light of this news im gonna drink myself stupid

[Abokasee]

Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

sinix wheix tix finaix frix?

since the finace from?

becauix thix neix ti provixa weixabs ti warbixs don'ix thix?

because they need to povide weopons to warbandss don't they?

[Dux Corvanus]

Mmmmm, I think I'm more hetero than homo.

About the initial post, well, I congratulate you, you've discovered it all, now go and spread it...

(He he he, things are happening just as planned...)

[Simetrical]

You know, both people who started spam sad-eyed puppy threads here later got taken in as team members. Coincidence?

[Reverend Joe]

You know, both people who started spam sad-eyed puppy threads here later got taken in as team members. Coincidence?

Shhh...

[Divinus Arma]

wink wink nod

[O'ETAIPOS]

If you are aliens (and not part of secret druid plot to rule the world) you could send some photos of macedonian army marching and macedonian equipment!
Earth science really needs that info!

[Reverend Joe]

If you are aliens (and not part of secret druid plot to rule the world) you could send some photos of macedonian army marching and macedonian equipment!
Earth science really needs that info!

[O'ETAIPOS]

How could anyone be so sarcastic? Now I'm sure - you have to be conspiracing druids !!