The Secret Truth about EB

[alman7272]

I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders

first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.

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[Kuestionmark]

i knew it.

[antiochus epiphanes]

omgwtfbbq

well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do

[alman7272]

omgwtfbbq

well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do

It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!

[RandyKapp]

O god were all dead =O

[Sarcasm]

*activates the self-destruction mechanism of the EB HQ*

*adjusts his black tie and black and white suit*

*steps on board an helicopter landed on the roof and disapears into the night*

[Moros]

It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!

just a question but this was a joke right?

[Mouzafphaerre]

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All your base are belong to us.

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[Han]

maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet

[Birka Viking]

maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet

Lololololol

[the_handsome_viking]

Just as I suspected, however the Celtic supremacist ideology is but a mere mask that is used to hide the true face of an ancient reptilian race called the draconians who have been secretly ruling the world since neolithic times.



We know what youre up to Europa Babarorum, or should I say Galacticus Xephonicus!!!

[Monk]

Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...

Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*

...oh crap!

Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

As an AM it's my duty to inform you i'm not brainwashed. Just extremely well... umm... fed? yeah! that's it!

[Steppe Merc]

Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg

Alien babies.

[The_Mark]

Hey, that's uncle Pertti! He always told me that he was from Ur, not from Egypt.. God I hate these skeletons in closets.. How I'm going to tell this to Ra? Oh well, I guess I'll have to improvise.. *step onto a ring transport thingy and beams up to a Goa-uld mothership*

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

*Drunk* I knew that yooooooooooooooooouuu were a tofraude! I will blow you up with my.......

*Faints*

Ps, 1+ post count!

[Byzantine Prince]

Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg

Alien babies.

That's true. We are all part ape, part Annunaki. Perhaps some of are more homo then others.

[Divinus Arma]

Perhaps some of are more homo then others.

Haven't seen you in the EB lair for quite some time.


Why don't you just spit it out BP? Everybody already speculates. And it's an online community! Nobody knows you!

Look, my cousin is "homo" (as you put it) and even got married in Sweden to a same sex partner. My wife is as Bi-sexual as can be.

Have the courage to identify with your personal preferences now, rather than torturing yourself as an adult later.

You'll thank yourself when you're rollerskating in rainbow short-shorts at 30 rather than staring down the barrel of a gun in self-loathing.

[Dux Corvanus]

Mmmmm, I think I'm more hetero than homo.

About the initial post, well, I congratulate you, you've discovered it all, now go and spread it...

(He he he, things are happening just as planned...)

[Reverend Joe]

Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...

Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*

...oh crap!

Family guy...

[Divinus Arma]

BACK TO WORK! ALL OF YOU!

[Reverend Joe]

*scurries back down into his hole*

Slave-driver...

[Casmin]

I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders

first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.

.....

Sounds like Scientology has some competition.

[Abokasee]

Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

sinix wheix tix finaix frix?

since the finace from?

becauix thix neix ti provixa weixabs ti warbixs don'ix thix?

because they need to povide weopons to warbandss don't they?