The Secret Truth about EB

[alman7272]

I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders

first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.

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[Kuestionmark]

i knew it.

[antiochus epiphanes]

omgwtfbbq

well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do

[Mouzafphaerre]

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All your base are belong to us.

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[alman7272]

omgwtfbbq

well can we still get the beta, cause if they give me that i really dont care what they do

It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!

[RandyKapp]

O god were all dead =O

[Sarcasm]

*activates the self-destruction mechanism of the EB HQ*

*adjusts his black tie and black and white suit*

*steps on board an helicopter landed on the roof and disapears into the night*

[vizigothe]

man i am now glad my relatives breed pure for the most part

i will happily take part in the plot as part of the US contingent

[Reverend Joe]

*activates the self-destruction mechanism of the EB HQ*

*adjusts his black tie and black and white suit*

*steps on board an helicopter landed on the roof and disapears into the night*

*runs onto the roof and hops up and down in desperation*

NOOOOOO!!! TAKE ME! TAKE MEEEEEE!!!

[Simetrical]

Procedure, Zorba, procedure! We have it pasted all over the damn walls! Final chopper lifts off thirty minutes after the red alert, you're just in time. Get on!

*adjusts sunglasses*

[antiochus epiphanes]

haha good thing i got these SAMS from ebay(click click, shoom!)
take that eb!

[O_Stratigos]

Procedure, Zorba, procedure! We have it pasted all over the damn walls! Final chopper lifts off thirty minutes after the red alert, you're just in time. Get on!

*adjusts sunglasses*

*Arms and aims shoulder-launched SAM*...

"Come back or else.. "

O Stratigos

Edit: ooops AE... hehehe

[antiochus epiphanes]

did we getem?
were gona have roasted eb members tonight!!

[Devil Hanzo]

ROFL

This topic wins at life!

[Geoffrey S]

Mouzafphaerre, dude, you worry me sometimes...

[Mouzafphaerre]

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[Rodion Romanovich]

don't you all see the hidden TRUE secret truth about EB?!! The topic starter is just one of them, making this topic to make all conspiracy theories about EB seem ridiculous and mad! It's just another part of the EB master plan!


Light bulbs of Bartix, arise! We still have a chanceix toix defeatix the evix!

[Han]

maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet

[Moros]

It's a huge scam, don't you see? There isno beta!! It's just a way to lure in new recruits. Why do you think they get great modders like Duke John to join them? Publicity! Surely if Duke John, Epistolary Richard, khelvan, etc are in on it, so should the average modder/skinner!!

just a question but this was a joke right?

[Birka Viking]

maybe we are all going mad cause OB isn't out yet

Lololololol

[the_handsome_viking]

Just as I suspected, however the Celtic supremacist ideology is but a mere mask that is used to hide the true face of an ancient reptilian race called the draconians who have been secretly ruling the world since neolithic times.



We know what youre up to Europa Babarorum, or should I say Galacticus Xephonicus!!!

[Monk]

Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...

Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*

...oh crap!

Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

As an AM it's my duty to inform you i'm not brainwashed. Just extremely well... umm... fed? yeah! that's it!

[Steppe Merc]

Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg

Alien babies.

[The_Mark]

Hey, that's uncle Pertti! He always told me that he was from Ur, not from Egypt.. God I hate these skeletons in closets.. How I'm going to tell this to Ra? Oh well, I guess I'll have to improvise.. *step onto a ring transport thingy and beams up to a Goa-uld mothership*

[Copperhaired Berserker!]

*Drunk* I knew that yooooooooooooooooouuu were a tofraude! I will blow you up with my.......

*Faints*

Ps, 1+ post count!

[Reverend Joe]

Don't worry i've come prepared for this *pulls parachute cord. parachute deploys and falls to the ground* ...

Don't worry I brought a back up! *pulls back up cord. same thing happens*

...oh crap!

Family guy...

[Divinus Arma]

BACK TO WORK! ALL OF YOU!

[Reverend Joe]

*scurries back down into his hole*

Slave-driver...

[Casmin]

I'd just like to share some information I came across from an unnamed source about the true intents of EB as a forewarning to potential modders

first, they lure you in with their previews in which case you are compelled to join the team just to see what they have in store. This is call OBM I or Open Beta Modder I. yeah you get to see some cool models but by OBM III they reveal the secret truth behind EB. Think Europa Barbarorum is just a name? Hell no - EB *is* a subversive political movement intent on restoring power to Celts in the entire WORLD. Why do you think it's taking them so long to release the "OB"? Because they're trying to work out a building complex problem? hell no, they've been preparing for the day in which they can restore Celtic glory to the world. And why use Europa instead of Terra or whatever the word for world is in Latin? To downplay the significance of their evil intents. The story goes like such that 75 million years ago the Celts ruled the world until one day they decided that they were too overpopulated and nuked themselves. From their remnants grew the Romans but the spirits of the Celts lived on and attached themselves to the Romans and from them we gain all our knowledge. However, this simply is not enough. The EB team is determined to raise these Celtic spirits from spirithoodness to personness and make them supreme overlords of the world again. Don't believe me? Well you probably won't. They've already brainwashed you.

By OBM VII or VIII they make you join their secret Gestatae Org which is basically a private army of naked warriors and Theban sacred warbands. I must be going now, before I get sued.

.....

Sounds like Scientology has some competition.

[Byzantine Prince]

Aliens have always ruled the ancient societies. Don't believe me? Look at this: http://touregypt.net/featurestories/nefertiti28.jpg

Alien babies.

That's true. We are all part ape, part Annunaki. Perhaps some of are more homo then others.