Show me you’re quotes.

[Ottos]

I have another one:
"History is kind to me, as I intend to write it."
I think it's one of Churchill, men that guy has many quotations, he must have said a lot.

[Fragony]

Some chick to Churchill: If you were my husband I would poisen your tea.
Churchill: If you were my wife I would drink it

Another one:

Churchill to chick: would you sleep with me for 1.000.000 pounds
woman: sure!
Chuchill: and for 100?
woman: what the fork do you think I am?
Churchill: I know what you are, just asking the price

Not god's most chivalrous being, but boy is he gooooooooooood

and no I am not frustrated with the opposite sex.

[Ottos]

Haha, lol
certainly good

[English assassin]

Some chick to Churchill: If you were my husband I would poisen your tea.
Churchill: If you were my wife I would drink it

The "chick" in question was Lady Astor, the first woman to take a seat in Parliament.

She and Churchill didn't get on, it seems, since this one is also attributed to them:

Astor: "Winston, you are drunk"

Churchill "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober."

I might be wrong but I thought the one about the price was Bertrand Russell

[Ottos]

Theseones are definitely good, but then Churchill realy dissed Astor then.
Though, what a situation would it be there then in that parliament. Quite a mess I sepose

[Fragony]

Astor: "Winston, you are drunk"

Churchill "And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I will be sober."

What a guy! I'd kiss him on the mouth if I didn't have to dig him up first!

[Ottos]

Kiss a dead half-rotten body... you rather then me lol

[Fragony]

Kiss a dead half-rotten body... you rather then me lol

Ach ik heb wel een viezere wilde mossel gekraakt

[Upxl]

What a guy! I'd kiss him on the mouth if I didn't have to dig him up first!

Yes the guy had a neck fore nice quotes.

Like this one: History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Winston



This one is of Albert

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but WW IV will be fought with sticks and stones

Albert Einstein.

[Reverend Joe]

"I believe that who votes how in the party is unimportant. What is extremely important is who counts the votes and how they are recorded."

Good ol' Iosif Dzhughashvili. I actually have a shortened version of this quote on my car.

[Upxl]

I have another one:
"History is kind to me, as I intend to write it."
I think it's one of Churchill, men that guy has many quotations, he must have said a lot.

btw Upxl, that one from Winston is good isn't it, I posted it too, some posts down

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Sorry about that.

[Ottos]

Oh, I don't mind that, I wouldn't have read whole thread neither. So don't you worry about that, it's ok.