Some chick to Churchill: If you were my husband I would poisen your tea.
Churchill: If you were my wife I would drink it

Another one:

Churchill to chick: would you sleep with me for 1.000.000 pounds
woman: sure!
Chuchill: and for 100?
woman: what the fork do you think I am?
Churchill: I know what you are, just asking the price

Not god's most chivalrous being, but boy is he gooooooooooood

and no I am not frustrated with the opposite sex.

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