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**Fragony** · 11-28-2005, 16:47

Originally Posted by Ottos

Kiss a dead half-rotten body... you rather then me lol

Ach ik heb wel een viezere wilde mossel gekraakt

**The Stranger** · 11-28-2005, 17:50

whahahhaha gaan we ennel kakelen

when your hate and anger turns itself against you, you must come to your senses and stop the destruction of the spiritial unity...

IT SUCKS DOESNT IT...yeah i know...just made that up

**lugh** · 11-28-2005, 18:06

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

There's some great one's here, again, from Churchill http://www.houseoftoucans.com/True/True1.html

Perhaps the best Churchillian put-down occurred one evening when he was attending a more than usually dreary dinner. Churchill was being harangued by a young lady with a very strident voice about the state of the poor. Our hero had had a few sips of shandy, and, whilst not exactly as relaxed as a newt, found her voice, manner and views (she had probably never met a 'poor' person) decided he'd had enough.

"My dear," he leaned closer, "Your concern for the poor does you great credit. But are you really dedicated to the cause? For instance, if I were to offer you one million pounds to donate to any charity you chose, would you make love with me?"

She had no choice but to answer in the affirmative. Churchill's voice got rather louder; "Well would you sleep with me for a fiver?"

"Sir Winston! Just what do you think I am?"

The famous voice rose to full bellow; "Young lady, we've already established exactly what you are - now we're just haggling about the price."

The young lady left in a flood of tears and a London taxi, and the rest of the dinner passed in glorious peace