Parrot Confesses to Owners Adultery

**Papewaio** · 11-28-2005, 07:39

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PETRA Ficker has filed for divorce after learning from the family's pet parrot that her husband was having an affair.

The parrot, Hugo, had long since mastered mimicking Frank Ficker, so when Mrs Ficker heard the bird calling out the name Uta, she became suspicious.
She searched her husband's belongings and found two air tickets for a weekend break in Paris for her husband and the mysterious Uta.

Said Mrs Ficker: "Hugo always liked to mimic Frank ... and then one day I heard him doing Frank's voice, but saying Uta, Uta."

She has since initiated divorce proceedings.

ROFL.

**LeftEyeNine** · 11-28-2005, 13:20

Bwahaha !

I guess the parrot was so convincing about the matter that he was swinging back and forth when calling "Uta! Uta!"

**Ser Clegane** · 11-28-2005, 13:58

If the story is true, the guy's name adds a certain irony...

**LeftEyeNine** · 11-28-2005, 14:29

"Ficker" part you mean ? It's just a slang word in German, IIRC.

Well, with such a surname, it would even be dangerous to feed a grasshopper at home.. SC just pushed the right button.

**Seamus Fermanagh** · 12-02-2005, 20:43

I don't think they'll be able to print what Hugo says when most parrots would say "Polly want a cracker." [insert whictling/trying to be non-chalant smiley here]