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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Okay, serious advice for some serious spammers:

    You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need;
    You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street
    You gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes
    closed.
    And then moving in silently, down wind and out of sight,
    You gotta strike when the moment is right without thinking.
    And after a while, you can work on points for style-
    Like the club tie, and the firm handshake,
    A certain look in the eye, and an easy smile-
    You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to,
    So that when they turn their backs on you,
    You'll get the chance to put the knife in.
    You gotta keep one eye looking over your shoulder.
    You know, it's going to get harder, and harder, and harder as you
    get older;
    And, in the end you'll pack up, fly down south
    Hide your head in the sand-
    Just another sad old man
    All alone, and dying of cancer.
    And when you loose control, you'll reap the harvest that you've
    sown.
    And as the fear grows, the bad blood slows and turns to stone.
    And it's too late to loose the weight you used to need to throw
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    So have a good drown, as you go down, alone
    Dragged down by the stone.
    I gotta admit, that I'm a little bit confused-
    Sometimes it seems to me as if I'm just being used.
    Gotta stay awake, gotta try and shake off this creeping malaise.
    If I don't stand my own ground, how can I find my way out of
    this maze?
    Deaf, dumb, and blind, you just keep on pretending
    That everyone's expendable, and no-one has a real friend;
    And it seems to you the thing to do would be to isolate the
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    This thread got a second page and I'm sure it's time to have a break..

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    If you wish to discuss mice, be they the electronic ones or the perceived little hairy ones running across your desk, fine.

    Please, no more spam and no more insults.
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Well then...

    I have no real problem with mice, except when they decide to live in your wall- or, worse yet, when they decide the air shaft in your form room is the proper place to die. I had to spend a week sleeping in the lounge because of one of those little buggers.

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger
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    Gah! I`m always too late see what doubtful things that happens here at the Org.

    As for mice, my cats eat them and leaves some of the entrails; sometimes also a bodyless head outside the entrance door.
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    Talking Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Viking
    Gah! I`m always too late see what doubtful things that happens here at the Org.

    As for mice, my cats eat them and leaves some of the entrails; sometimes also a bodyless head outside the entrance door.
    lol mine do that all the time, have you ever noticed that they never eat the green squishy part (liver?)
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by master of the puppets
    lol mine do that all the time, have you ever noticed that they never eat the green squishy part (liver?)
    No...actually not. I guess it`s a matter of taste. It`s usually only the intestines left, and sometimes a head.
    What`s fun though, is to see how they treat the dying mouses by throwing them up in the air and grabbing them again, then repeat it.
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    word niet boos Ottos t is gwn deel van je ontgroening...ik heb heus nix tegen je hoor...vrienden

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Who are you Leonin Khan, didnt you participate in a writing contest, didn;t you win - or am I confusing you with some other person...~S

    Last edited by Dutch_guy; 11-28-2005 at 20:31.
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Leonin Khan
    word niet boos Ottos t is gwn deel van je ontgroening...ik heb heus nix tegen je hoor...vrienden
    Oh yeah
    Runes for good luck:

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    yeah i participated...but i dint win, got 2 votes i thought

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    I'll check out your story.

    Thanks for your posts m8s. I was referring to the hairy mouse. I never saw a live mouse that close. I saw it run on the floor several days ago, but I didn't know it was a mouse. The mouse ran so fast that I only saw it as a blur from the corner of my eye. I thought it was a large insect.

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Hehe, lol
    You started about a living mouse and everybody replies about theirs comp. mouse.
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Cha, please come back to stw mp!!!!!!
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    I saw a wee black mouse in my living room yesterday. It was making a hell of a racket under a couch, and scarpered when I went to have a look.
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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ottos
    Hehe, lol
    You started about a living mouse and everybody replies about theirs comp. mouse.
    The coincidence of the two mice is truly ironic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Drisos
    Cha, please come back to stw mp!!!!!!
    I'll check out the foyer from time to time.

    @Somebody Else,
    I hope there's no lice on the mice that we see.
    Last edited by Cha; 11-30-2005 at 01:40.

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    Default Re: I saw a mouse on my desk, and I felt like letting you all know about it.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cha
    I'm at a computer room, and a mouse ran on my desk a few minutes ago. I was a bit surprised because I saw this grey object flash by. I didn't report it because I'm afraid someone would kill it. I have my sandals on, and I hope the rat doesn't bite my feet.
    Nice to see that you don't want it dead.
    Don't be afraid. The mouse is probably terrified of you.
    It certainly won't bite you and it's no rat if it's smaller
    than your hand. Feed it some peanuts the next time.
    The mouse will apreciate it.

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