On the names front, we could replace the Royal stuff with United Kingdom-So, UKAF instead of RAF, UKS Invincible
Umm, but BKS, we wouldn't BE the United Kingdom would we? We'd be the United,er, damn, nations has gone, states has gone er, Countries? UC. Hmm. The Yew See. Not so good.

Maybe we should rebrand. If we called ourselves Narnia we'd do quite well out of tourism plus we've already got lions and unicorns everywhere so it would be quite cheap..