God Save the Queen!

I too shall defend Her Brittanic Majesty, and her heirs and successors, even HRH Prince Charles, who has made a few good points in the past...

And what is all this clap trap about Her Majesty costing the British people money? The Crown Estates, Her Majesty's private property, earns about £175 million a year. All of this money goes to the Government. Her Majesty and their Royal Highnesses cost the British Taxpayer much less than £175 million. Hence, Her Majesty provides money for the british people reaching into hundreds of millions of pounds per annum.

And besides, it would be an awful lot of hassle to abolish the monarchy. Consult the British Commonwealth, consult each area of the UK (England and Wales, Scotland, Northern Ireland) separately, deciding on a new name...